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I'll go with that, fifteen years ago is better than twenty for both our egos.

We must have been at the same gig. I'll say 2005.

Saw them at the Barras far too long ago, and I recall the lead singer introducing Valerie as 'our fucking song', so perhaps he didn't like that version. On a related note, the Zutons' sax player has the same co-ordination on stage as the aforementioned singer, i.e none at all. Also, I will also be at the Paul Heaton gig.

So to replace him, you need someone with a 100% penalty record, record assists, progressive touches and, crucially, a Level 3 NVQ in Construction Contracting Operations.

McInnes has hinted he will play, although how much is uncertain now that we've signed Anderson. Personally, I'd rather see Wales get games at Championship level for a season than sit on our bench.

Can he weld?

No, it's what happens when you build on top of a mine.

I said after the Germany game that Clarke said repeatedly (and correctly in my opinion) that fans want their team to be competitive first and foremost. We weren't against Germany, we were against Switzerland, we weren't against Hungary. You could argue that we haven't been since we sealed qualification. One win in twelve isn't being competitive. He won't be sacked, but if he doesn't go he'll need to make sure his team are competitive in the Nations League or he might end up hounded out when the ticket sales drop.

We have a top half Premiership level midfield, and a Championship level squad everywhere else. Apart from goalkeepers, who are all Highland League. Better forward players mean we score the one or two goals that would see us through.

I'll remain steadfast then, in blaming the Dutch judiciary system and Uri Geller.

Wasn't the single goal at Euro '96 scored by Patrick Kluivert, who should have been doing porridge for killing someone in his motor? Or did I swallow tabloid pish 28 years ago?

Gabby Logan said that no third place team has failed to qualify with 4 points before. Challenge accepted.

I was in Barca's club shop many years ago, and the first thing I saw was two Celtic fans taking selfies with a Celtic ball that was on the shelf.

Ever since Clarke was Killie manager, he has quite rightly espoused the view that what fans want above all else is that their team is competitive. Whilst we don't want to accept defeat, it's easier to do so if you are simply beaten by a better team. Our biggest failing last night was we weren't competitive. That needs fixed before anything else.

Short review: seemed to work pretty well. Left at full time and Scrappy Doo was in his bed for just after 11. Only annoyance was Google Maps taking me on a magical mystery tour to get there, but on the way back sent me out a much quicker route back to the M77.