Burattino Di Calzini

The only ones I can think of off hand are Nelson Piquet in 1981 and, er, Nelson Piquet in 1983.

He's obviously gambling on having a good car in 2026 when Aston Martin hook up with Honda. That, or it was evident Mercedes were not interested in signing him. Probably a bit of both.

I find John Robins a little bit irritating, but then again the overcompetitive ones often are (like Ed Gamble or Richard Herring were).

Gauld's misfortune is to be a midfielder in an age where we are pretty well stocked with midfielders

Not a new observation, but David Croft really is insufferable.

I don't think any of the major decisions were wrong today. Today was Celtic's 14th league penalty of the season, which is some going for a team who never get decisions. I actually really enjoyed the game today, which rarely happens with these games. Not great quality, but great entertainment.

I can only imagine what Twitter would have been like had it existed at the time! Yeah, DC was never a top line driver. A very good number 2 driver, but no more. A bit like Checo these days.

It was stupid from Coulthard, but I do think it was cock up rather than conspiracy. He was told to lift to let MS through, but did so while remaining on the racing line, which was utterly stupid given how bad the visibility was.

I think binning it on the warm up lap at Monza in 1995 was a pretty clear sign he wasn't the new Jackie Stewart

Felipe Massa ended up in a Ferrari largely because his manager was Jean Todt's son. ETA: Schumi's generosity towards Felipe Massa reminds me of the old quote about a driver's ideal team mate being someone who is a second a lap slower than they are...

Let's not forget Schumacher settled two world titles (one in his favour, one not) by deliberately crashing into his opponent. Senna did the same in 1990. Senna, in particular, seems to get a free pass for that. They were great drivers for sure, but it leaves a nasty taste.

Plus there is still a chance that Tannadice would be hosting a playoff this season, so it would need to be installed at that point anyway - so I guess it's easily doable.

No, because CSS are a fifth tier team who play on a glorified public park in Muirhouse. Not a fully professional Premiership side.

Remember when he was apparently hacked? Fun times

Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso are three of the greatest drivers who ever lived. However, all three are, in their own way, absolute arseholes. I think to succeed in F1 you really have to be