Florentine_Pogen

Mods, please........

They'll be spinning the bottle right now.........................

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/may/24/catching-the-travel-bug-cummings-take-on-virus-puts-grant-in-hot-seat "Stay at home. Protect the NHS. Drive 250 miles to Durham. Pretend you’re still in London. Visit local beauty spot on Easter Day. Travel back to London. Travel back to Durham. Stay at home. Protect the prime minister. Protect his senior adviser." Somehow the government’s lockdown slogans have got a lot less catchy over the past 36 hours. How much must Boris Johnson hate Grant Shapps?'

Bennett the Bedsit Bear in Bullyboy bust-up........ [emoji199]

Bennett de Goebbels

Mr. Doncaster replied “Aye, well it wis nowt tae dae wi’ me, ken.......yon cünt Stuart ‘Social Unrest’ Regan wis tae blame fur that clusterfûck....”. [emoji149][emoji149]

Holy Mother of God...............

FTFY

They are on life support financially, ergo they are impervious to embarrassment. Some may believe they are trying to inflict as much damage as possible on Scottish football as a whole before they do us all a favour and die.

Ooh......a good hill to die on.

To be serialised in 5 parts by The Daily Rectum and accompanied by rapier-like analysis from 'Wee Blondie' Jackson.

Stop being so unfair. chaps.......The Corinthian Spirit of Sevco is unimpeachable and their altruistic overtures in seeking a more equitable Scottish professional league are to be applauded. Since the birth of this far-sighted institution in 2012, they have been led by a series of world-class businessmen and advisors who............. That's enough horseshite - Ed.

Agreed, Sevco are a tragic mess of perceived victimhood, faux entitlement and cash-burning comedy that gives us all a bit of a laugh. However, the real tragedy is that the final decade prior to the death of Glasgow Rangers saw a level of title cheating, financial chicanery and Exchequer fraud that should have seen quite a few folk in the slammer.

Let's hope they adhere to Harvard Referencing standards...........

Big font and SHOUTING throughout.........

The Sevco case looks pretty cast-iron......

Michael Stewart's use of 'unedifying' gives us a modicum of hope for the future of Scottish sports commentary.

Mmmmmm........succulence.

Given your interest in 'embarrassing process', what's your thoughts on the gerrymandering that allowed the zombie Ibrox club direct access to the Scottish professional setup in 2012 ?

FTFY.

It was actually Jack, the bass player..........

So this Imo Egos guy, where does he fit in at Sevco ?