Florentine_Pogen

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2852175/Robin-van-Persie-came-close-joining-Dick-Advocaat-s-Rangers-Arsenal-move.html 'I spoke to Dick Advocaat, who was the manager of Glasgow Rangers and he was interested, I was interested, I was ready to go. But they first needed to sell one player before they could buy me, or something like that." Aw, man, that is pyoor tragic, so it is......... (Where does the Daily Heil get this shite ? What next ? - Lionel Messi "I almost signed for Rangers but Sir Cardigan thought Kyle Lafferty could do a better job...." )

Ahem...........you've invited a lot worse than that lass back to the boat to help you unblock the bilge pump.

There is another way to 'keep the lights on'............................ HamsterWheel FC

^^^ Beelin', tears, snotters and pished.

Interesting choice of adjective. So you are of the opinion that SevcoRangers 2012 are dying ?

Ooh, The_Arsehole is incandescently beelin'...........................so much so that he now wants to dictate to all and sundry. Sad.

Heh, heh..............."The storm is at it's height, Igor"

Yay.......Salary can begin amassing his warchest..................

Fracking started near The_Arsehole's hoose in Tory Buckinghamshire. Oh, and his team, SevcoRangers2012, were handsomely defeated in the Capital.

A capital letter in the middle of a sentence when not a proper noun ? For shame.

Oh, my f*cking sides...........Regan and his fellow neo-Sevcoist blazer wearers at Hampden did feck all when Wee Craigy Fugitive and his wingmen at Duff + Phelps made OriginalRangers into DeidcoRangers (other than change the rules regarding club / company / clumpany so that the Zombies can maintain the mirage that SevcoRangers 2012 won loads o' cups n' titles inn'at, no' ?) The Unholy Trinity of Regan ,Doncaster and Brother Ogilvie have also fiddled while Chuck "Big Hauns" Green and his 'investors' picked off all the low hanging fruit. Meanwhile, Dave King's attempts to gain power in the boardroom attracted no attention from those at Hampden who promised to apply the rules "without fear or favour". SevcoRangers2012 have been limping along on provvy cheque loans for quite some time, just managing to make payroll whilst the family silver has been used as collateral. Still no noises from Hampden regarding the club's ability to see the season out or the possibility of an 'administration event'. Now we have Mike Ashley, a genuinely wealthy guy it would appear, a guy who wields true clout and the Hampden clowns decide he is the person who needs to be investigated. I truly hope that Ashley and Llambias set their rottweiler lawyers onto Regan & Co. and that they get their collective arses handed to them.

.....is it that the 'Ally McCoist' is actually a cardboard cutout ?

Oh, is he abroad somewhere ?

Is that an early pic of Fred & Rosemary West ?

As in "My amplifier goes all the way to 11".....?? Answer - Spinal Tap. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven

Whit ? Is he a tailor ?

True. Apologies. Didn't mean to break the magic spell that yourself and Mozz have so lovingly woven.........

Hey, don't forget Sevco knuckledraggers...................

That is The Lord's Retribution for the stupid, vainglorious ban you gave me last week for typing three asterisks. KarmaKeith.

Cheers scotty. A good result today. Oh, and I hear the Hertz put Sally's gas at a peep too............

Are they deid yet ?

Craig Whyte - Legend. Is Sir Davie of Moonbeamshire sucking on a soor ploom ?

.......with the theme from 'Jaws' rumbling in the background............