Florentine_Pogen

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-93e23aaf3bcbc9059c0d477d08599889 Feck me, that's catchy.

Well, now you've got me confused cos' my post appears to have been zapped. Must be some nepotistic shenanigans going on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tV11acSRk&feature=related Goodbye Rangers

Cohen said: "Once BDO is formally appointed, the joint liquidators will be seeking to protect any remaining assets, maximise recoveries for the benefit of creditors, and investigate the reasons behind the failure of the company. "It is right that there is a full and robust investigation into why the company failed, together with concerted efforts to recover monies for creditors and the taxpayer. This may include pursuit of possible claims against those responsible for the financial affairs of the company in previous years." http://www.accountancyage.com/aa/news/2183684/rangers-heads-liquidation-hmrc-vetoes-cva http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD2D6eter7M

When they reappear in SFL3, I was thinking ZH2012 would be a no' bad name change.

Have a Hughie for that........PMSL

Surely you mean Oscar Pistorius Super Getaway Carbon Fibre Blades ?

What a load of shite. If that statement were true, The Succulent Lambs would have been all over it like a tramp on a pizza. We'd have had double page colour spreads of Hughie Green / McMoist / Jardine / Dark Mingwall handing over billboard sized cheques a la Pools winners to Navid from the paper shop. We'd have had Jabba / Chick Faeces & LoopyLeggo writing pieces of Hvn hagiography. It would have been a Hvn PR bonanza for Jack Irvine and his Skunkworks Division. Instead, what have we heard from The Succulents ? We've heard fvck all. And why have we heard fvck all ? Because it never happened.

Dear Mr. God of War, I'm giving you a green thingy. Not for the quality of your posts but for the hypnotic qualities of your avatar.

How very fitting that Glasgow, in the space of this week, will see the back of not one but two monuments to social problems. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2012/jun/11/glasgows-red-road-tower-demolished-video

To Whom It May Concern. I write to complain about members such as God of War and Enrico Annoni who are distracting other contributors to this thread by their use of action avatars of young ladies with spectacularly pneumatic breasts. This is extremely disconcerting to gentlemen of a certain age. I would urge the admins / those in authority to ask the aforementioned to change their avatars as soon as possible before my husband spunks his load all over my new DFS sofa. Yours sincerely, Senga Bigot (Mrs.) Glasgow.

We also have Rangers supporters spending inordinate amounts of time on here telling us of their club's worldwide hugeness. Meanwhile, the club you profess to love is being picked apart by a bunch of asset stripping b*****ds and you do absolutely fvck all except come on here to argue with us diddies and fiddle while Rome burns. Some fvcking supporters, eh ? Fvck ye's and good riddance. Edit :- Here's is LoopyLeggo's diatribe today. Apologies for posting in totality, but his insane droolings are worth it. Monday, 11 June 2012 GREEN BAMBOOZLES RANGERS FANS WITH BULLSHIT HERE is the gospel according to proven liar Charles Green. Bamboozle them with bullshit! Confuse them with crap! And fair play to him. Charles Green’s bullshit has got Rangers supporters well and truly bamboozled. Charles Green’s crap has got Rangers fans well and truly confused. Or at least his bullshit and crap has got some Rangers fans – Assembly leader Andy Kerr among them – bamboozled and confused. Others, however, are far from bamboozled. They are the ones who are a long way from being confused and who can see just what a snake oil salesman Charles Green really is. For instance, in the last three days Charles Green has told daily newspaper reporters that if his CVA is successful he will then bring in some big time money men who will invest anything between £20m and £30M in Rangers. Before then going on to tell Sunday newspaper reporters that if his CVA is successful he will launch a share issue and ask Rangers supporters to invest £30M. Actually, when it comes to how full he wants his begging bowl filled by Rangers supporters in the next six weeks, the bottom line is close to a staggering £50M. That’s right, nearly £50M! That is what Charles Green needs from Rangers supporters in the next six weeks to make his get-rich-quick scheme work . Work it out if you do not believe me. And I know there are more than a few out there who don’t. The season ticket money comes to £16M and the deadline for renewal is July 2nd. Charles Green wants a share issue to be rushed through by the end of July, according to what he has been quoted as saying and that will, he believes, coin in another £30M. That is a total of £46M, which isn’t a kick in the backside away from the eye watering figure of £50m and it is what Charles Green is demanding from Rangers supporters over the next six weeks. The trouble with Charles Green is that he is a liar. A proven liar. And the trouble with liars is that they cannot remember the lies they have told. Therefore they often tell subsequent lies which contradict their original lies. Lies such as the one Charles Green told originally when he said he had 20 investors. Lies such as the one Charles Green told when he said he had £20M available. Lies such as the one Charles Green told when he said that if Rangers got a CVA they would emerge from administration debt free. Of course Charles Green is not the only one telling lies in the rush for his dodgy scheme to be bulldozed through. Some Rangers supporters have joined in. One even went so far as claiming there was no truth in my story that self confessed unreconstructed Celtic supporter, David Low, had been involved with Charles Green. That lie was peddled in spite of the overwhelming evidence to back my story. Evidence in the shape of David Low admitting that it was correct and that he had acted as a go-between for Charles Green in Green’s desperate efforts to raise money. I know what Charles Green’s motives for lying are. He wants to rip off Rangers and make a fast buck. But, for the life of me, I cannot imagine what motivation lurks behind the lies being peddled by some Rangers supporters. For I refuse to believe they are working hand in glove with Charles Green on the basis of some sort of reward Green may have promised. That is too preposterous, too potty, to be believed. Isn’t it? But let me predict what is going to happen in the next 72 hours as the countdown begins to Thursday’s meeting when creditors will get the chance to vote on Charles Green’s CVA proposals. Charles Green will make even more and more outrageous and contradictory promises. Charles Green will tell bigger and bigger lies. And some Rangers supporters will continue to be bamboozled by his bullshit and confused by his crap. Others will not. ___________________________________________________________ Leggo still getting his info from BBC and Pn'B ?

Fantastic. All I need now is to organise that threesome with Clemence Poesy and Kate Winslett...............

Small fix for you. Otherwise your idea is certainly worth a Hughie.

Green also referred to a £10m stadium-naming deal with "an airline investor or alternative". Looks as if Hughie is actually starting to believe his own bullshit. He is definately losing it.

I don't think anyone would be taken in by that WikiHack (except perhaps the Big Hoose guy).

You sure it wasn't Peter van Vossen ?

Could it be that's because there is no-one in the Green Fantasy Consortium other than Green himself ? However, in true 'Off The Ball' team-of-the-week stylee, how's about the people who should be in Green's consortium ? May I start off with Jimmy Lloyds AreNoBank (ooh, shockin', I know ! )

This from Billy Ocean's biog. on Wikipaedia (I shit you not ) :- Early life and stardom "He was born in Trinidad and Tobago to Grenadian parents, and moved to Govan, Scotland with his family at the age of eight.[3] Ocean's musical influence came at an early age of his life, as his father was a musician, and realised he was in line to follow those ambitions as he was growing up. During his teenage years, he sang regularly in Glasgow clubs[3] while also working as a tailor in Glasgow's St Enoch Centre.[citation needed] He released his first single in 1972 on Spark Records as Les Charles.[citation needed] He is a supporter of Celtic, despite growing up in Govan. In spite of his support of Celtic, he is rumoured to be a member of the Sevco consortium, led by former Sheffield United Chief Executive, Charles Green, who have recently bought a controlling stake in Rangers F.C.." The Saviour has arrived.

Glasgow City Museums would surely pony up a few mill. to get hold of the trophy room, lock, stock and barrel and reconstruct it in the Kelvingrove Gallery. (Mind you, they'd have to remove a few pennants and baubles, you know, the ones that they obtained through financial chicanery.) They could also get Madame Tussaud's to knock up a few waxworks of the main characters in this shabby scenario. David Murray, Gazza, The Andies Goram, .........you get the picture. Could be quite something. They could even charge for a wee shottie on the St. Etienne bike.

Thank you for taking the time to respond, however it might be a good idea to give the Class A's a rest. You sound like Stewie Griffin on speed. If I have offended your sensibilities / pride / tribal allegiances in any way, please accept my deepest heartfelt apologies. No offence was intended. As you say, many of the H*n gifs presently doing the rounds are very clever and very funny. Any eejit can copy and paste. Myself for example. I just happen to think it's courtesy to namecheck the creators. Hopefully this post will not cause you any blood pressure problems.

Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle The people of Glasgow cheering the Olympic Torch on to its final destination, a ceremonial insurance job at Ibrox Stadium.

Scottish Football Association investigating clubs' finances By Martin Conaghan & Jim Spence BBC Scotland The Scottish Football Association is investigating its member clubs' finances, BBC Scotland can confirm. In a letter dated 9 March, chief executive Stewart Regan requested all member clubs to send a self-declaration regarding their financial records. He asked clubs to declare written agreements with players not lodged in the previous 10 years, by 6 April 2012. The responses are being examined by the SFA's legal team and any issues will be referred to the compliance officer. BBC Scotland has seen a letter dated 9 March 2012 from Mr Regan with the subject "Article 12 - Financial Records", which reminds clubs of their obligations pursuant to Article 12 (Financial Records) and 86.1 of the SFA's Articles of Association (Communications and Inquiries). It draws attention to clubs that there could be a number of examples of non-compliance with the obligations of Article 12.3, which specifically requires all payments made to players in relation to their football activities to be declared to the SFA. Rangers are currently under investigation by the Scottish Premier League over possible 'dual contracts', and the club - currently in administration over unpaid tax debts - delivered documentation to Hampden last week relating to the inquiry, some three months after they were requested. The club is also awaiting the outcome of a First Tier Tax Tribunal over the use of Employee Benefit Trusts, totalling almost £48m given to players, coaches and staff during the period 2001-2010. BBC Scotland has seen evidence, which was submitted to a court, suggesting that 53 Rangers players and staff had side-letters giving undertakings to fund their sub-trusts with cash, which if proven, would be in breach of the SFA's rules. The letter sent by Regan requests all clubs to return a declaration from each chairman that they have complied "without qualification" with the terms of Article 12.3 in the last 10 years. It also sets a deadline of no later than Friday 6 April 2012, to notify the SFA of "any written agreement(s) falling within the scope of Article 12.3 which has/have not previously been lodged with the Scottish FA in the previous 10 years in respect of any current or former players". The SFA told BBC Scotland that it was not in a position to comment on the outcome of its request to member clubs, but confirmed that if any issues arise from the self-declarations, it would do so via the compliance officer references. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18367348

I couldn't refer to him as the Hellboy because, as everyone knows, he is busy 'running' the SPL.

From KDS by Helbhoy (our Hellboy ?) - Chapeau sir !