heedthebaa Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 47 minutes ago, The Woolshed said: You've always been quite the potty mouth HTB It's still a mystery how I wasn't dragged into a quiet corner of a ground and punched I'm getting the blame for jack of course, but I went up to see him last night and counted my sons sweary words, 8 fucks and 7 shites in the earshot of the bairn, I rest my case, not me. Had two days of nursery without incident as I told him I wouldn't play with him if he didn't stop saying the bad words 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Oh ya fucker. We had our first projectile vomit this afternoon. All over me, her, the couch and floor. Least I know she's swallowing food! Yuck. I fucking hate sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Minor minor worry before as George's blood sugar was 2.6 which is the minimum threshold. He's also not breathing as well as they'd like (side effect of a section baby I believe) so he's been monitored this afternoon. But signs are of improvement in both of these so all good, I think. [emoji2][url=http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2017_01/IMG_1485535195.713041.jpg.7e6725cd86cfbfbc2c30cdaeeaf557f9.jpg]http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2017_01/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Oh ya fucker. We had our first projectile vomit this afternoon. All over me, her, the couch and floor. Least I know she's swallowing food! Yuck. I fucking hate sick. Walked in the door from work to find HSF covered in more projectile. Had to cut the T shirt off her. Disappointed in myself for not taking a photo first tbqh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 45 minutes ago, Rugster said: Walked in the door from work to find HSF covered in more projectile. Had to cut the T shirt off her. Disappointed in myself for not taking a photo first tbqh Do it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 She just spewed again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 In theory that sounds great, but I was coming home to my 16 month old Boy. Tbf, did get an alright sleep but up at 5:30 with Sam while he tears the house to shreds [emoji30] Ah! I didn't realise you already had one. Ah well, least you got an alright sleep![emoji106] I booked on a 3 day golfing holiday in Portugal 5 months after my daughter was born. Slept like a log.I would highly recommend it. Ha! My brother and about 5 of his mates have all become Dads in the last year and are fucking off to Portugal on a golfing holiday in April! [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Rugby, try and get 5ml fluids into her every 5 min to keep her hydrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 My mates brother taught his nephew who is from Bristol to say you can't as his first words. When I clicked as to why I was in hysterics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Mum's in the kitchen having her tea and our 2 yo is pulling at the gate on the kitchen door and has been repeating "mummy" for the 5 minutes between pointing at her open mouth. Pound for pound she has eaten more than the rest of us put together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Erm I don't have a clue what she is thinking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 4 hours ago, The Woolshed said: Minor minor worry before as George's blood sugar was 2.6 which is the minimum threshold. He's also not breathing as well as they'd like (side effect of a section baby I believe) so he's been monitored this afternoon. But signs are of improvement in both of these so all good, I think. [url=http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2017_01/IMG_1485535195.713041.jpg.7e6725cd86cfbfbc2c30cdaeeaf557f9.jpg]http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/uploads/monthly_2017_01/ Weans are incredibly resilient. Yer wee man will be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, keithgy said: Erm I don't have a clue what she is thinking She's maybe just realised that you're her granda... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Just now, Jacksgranda said: She's maybe just realised that you're her granda... I know looking at my baldy heed is just horrible for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I know looking at my baldy heed is just horrible for her. Maybe the light reflecting off it is hurting her eyes! #gettingthere #meoneday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Rugster said: She just spewed again. How old is she and is this a new thing? Not to worry you but the reason I ask is that at Ruaridh started projectile vomiting quite early and as it was my first experience with a baby I thought that was normal. Then it started happening after every feed and he had a very painful looking bloated stomach. He quickly stopped gaining weight and after looking online everything pointed to Pyloric Stenosis. We made an appointment with the GP with the understanding that if he tried to palm us off we would then insist on looking into what we had researched. We didn't want to lead with that for obvious reasons. "You know, our expert medical opinion, after consulting the internet is..." Worryingly he told us to wait and came back after 20 minutes telling us he had made arrangements with the Children's hospital and an ambulance was on it's way to pick us up. Immediately we panicked. When we got to hospital we were told he would need surgery. Having a 3 week old baby not able to eat (under no circumstances was he to be fed, and it's absolutely heartbreaking hear your child cry with hunger, knowing full well his mum is holding him, smelling the breast milk and not being able to get it) was a very testing experience. Thankfully it was caught early and although it can be incredibly serious, it's a relatively risk free operation. He's now 9 months old and a fat b*****d. Anyway, as I say, I don't mean to worry you but there are signs. Be vigilant. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pyloric-stenosis/symptoms-causes/dxc-20163857 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Youngest has chickenpox. Yay :-( My wee one had it before she was 2, thankfully she'll never remember how awful it is.The cream never worked for her but you can get it for the bath and that really helped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, steelmen said: My wee one had it before she was 2, thankfully she'll never remember how awful it is. The cream never worked for her but you can get it for the bath and that really helped I got it aged 27 off my step son. I had it when I was a wean as well. Horrendous few days. I didn't realise it can be dangerous as an adult. I was such a mess. I looked like a human pizza. I even had them on my knob. Hunners of them. Hunners of them on my massive knob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 40 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Youngest has chickenpox. Yay :-( Nae luck. What age is your wee yin? My son had the worst chickenpox ever known to man when we was 3 and was the apotheosis of a scabby wean. His sisters got off lightly by comparison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 How old is she and is this a new thing? Not to worry you but the reason I ask is that at Ruaridh started projectile vomiting quite early and as it was my first experience with a baby I thought that was normal. Then it started happening after every feed and he had a very painful looking bloated stomach. He quickly stopped gaining weight and after looking online everything pointed to Pyloric Stenosis. We made an appointment with the GP with the understanding that if he tried to palm us off we would then insist on looking into what we had researched. We didn't want to lead with that for obvious reasons. "You know, our expert medical opinion, after consulting the internet is..." Worryingly he told us to wait and came back after 20 minutes telling us he had made arrangements with the Children's hospital and an ambulance was on it's way to pick us up. Immediately we panicked. When we got to hospital we were told he would need surgery. Having a 3 week old baby not able to eat (under no circumstances was he to be fed, and it's absolutely heartbreaking hear your child cry with hunger, knowing full well his mum is holding him, smelling the breast milk and not being able to get it) was a very testing experience. Thankfully it was caught early and although it can be incredibly serious, it's a relatively risk free operation. He's now 9 months old and a fat b*****d. Anyway, as I say, I don't mean to worry you but there are signs. Be vigilant. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pyloric-stenosis/symptoms-causes/dxc-20163857 I had Pyloric Stenosis as well, got a massive scar from an operation I can't remember as I was 3 weeks old as well. My mum said the doctor told her it's usually a hereditary illness but no immediate family of mine have had it. It turned me from a scrawny child to a fat b*****d instantly according to my dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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