Pregnancy And Parenting

[Jacksgranda]

For the next one she'll be sick before she even gets pregnant...

[Torpar]

My wife put up quite a sweet post on social media about our daughter being 3 months old and mentioned how she's a good little sleeper now, two of her pals had chime in to tell her "oh that won't last long, enjoy it while it lasts, my daughter doesn't sleep well now etc" f**k off and let us enjoy it! 

Our daughter is breastfed and is now at the stage where she won't poop for a few days, which is nice, but when it does come it's fucking party! We stopped even attempting to use wipes and now just rinse her off under the tap! I say we but it's mostly me as my wife isn't a comfortable handling a load of shite as I am! 

[Dons_1988]

4 minutes ago, Torpar said:

My wife put up quite a sweet post on social media about our daughter being 3 months old and mentioned how she's a good little sleeper now, two of her pals had chime in to tell her "oh that won't last long, enjoy it while it lasts, my daughter doesn't sleep well now etc" f**k off and let us enjoy it! 

Our daughter is breastfed and is now at the stage where she won't poop for a few days, which is nice, but when it does come it's fucking party! We stopped even attempting to use wipes and now just rinse her off under the tap! I say we but it's mostly me as my wife isn't a comfortable handling a load of shite as I am! 

She didn't grow up going to East End Park then?

[Torpar]

2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

She didn't grow up going to East End Park then?

No, her grandad has bought her a season ticket already though. She's only ever been a season ticket holder for a team that's top of the league, wee glory hunter! 

[Ross.]

After a few weeks of threatening it, the wee man has started crawling. He seems to have decided he is some sort of injured soldier, as he tends to settle on one arm and drag himself forward with it in the fashion you’d expect of some poor b*****d who has been shot in the leg.

[Busta Nut]

 

2 hours ago, Ross. said:

After a few weeks of threatening it, the wee man has started crawling. He seems to have decided he is some sort of injured soldier, as he tends to settle on one arm and drag himself forward with it in the fashion you’d expect of some poor b*****d who has been shot in the leg.

Haha brilliant that's exactly what Kaitlyn did. She's a now pulling herself up and standing up.

[Ross.]

18 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

 

Haha brilliant that's exactly what Kaitlyn did. She's a now pulling herself up and standing up.

Strange to watch, but also hilarious. Always his right arm he balances on and the left one hanging down as if he is holding onto his left leg. 

[Jacksgranda]

Picked this up from another thread - congratulations to @Carl Cort's Hamstring, hope your wife gets over her PND soon

Name	Children	Grandchildren	Name
Stewarty Mac	1	2	The Phoenix
Pollymac	1	6	heedthebaa
Skyline Drifter	2	1	Bold Rover
Napolean Dynamite	1	7	Jacksgranda
Half A Person	1	1	scottsdad
		1	Raidernation
The Chief (Hamilton Aca)	1	1	printer
Ebanda's Handyman	1	2	keithgy
Reading Saintee	2	2	supermik
Haitch	1	1	Eednud
Reina	2	1	Granny danger
nelsjfc	2	2	Romeo
MB	1	2	expatowner
G_Man1985	2	2	kingjoey
Ceske	1	31	Total
f_c_dundee	1	Great grandchildren
seamus	1	1	Jacksgranda
Waspie	2	1	Total
Cargen Qos	1
Hey! Ho! Jambo!	1
LOL @ Celtic	1
lichtie23	3
endieinreekie	1
BigBadSaint	1
Suspect Device	1
Thundermonkey	1
gypoarmy	1
savagecabbage	1
bairnPunter	1
walter fitz gilbert	1
Whistle Blower	1
chico	1
Mozza Mozza	1
Gnash	2
die hard doonhamer	3
rajpelt	1
RH33	2
Mallo_Madrid	2
Shuggie_Murray7	3
bobby carlos	2
paisley saints	1
Adam & Lisa Cuddy	1
greenockraver	1
gingapar	1
diamonds2002	2
Adolfo Rios	1
Swarley	2
Tynierose	1
Polomoney	1
one m in Motherwell	1
kanadia	1
Uncle Physchosis	1
ditots	1
Addie	2
CooCoothenoo	1
baillieinleeds	1
groaninjock	1
Mr.Blue	1
Gaz	3
Fife saint	1
madwullie	2
11thHour	1
MB	1
Raithie	1
Stagmaster	1
pandarilla	2
Nkomo-A-Gogo	2
CLANCY2KTID	1
1888bhoy67	3
Jamie_Beatson	2
el buitre	2
RaithRyan	1
The Wolf	1
Greenlantern	1
deadasdillinger	1
energyzone	2
mozam76	1
scottsdad	1
KiwiDB	2
Steven Seagal*	1
lightscamera	2
carpetmonster	1
Le Tout P'ti FC	1
Bobby Skidmarks	2
Gaz	2
Heed	1
We Are Elgin	2
Nelly'78	1
stimpy	1
weirdcal	2
Scary Bear	3
milton75	1
Dee Dee	2
sparky88	1
Desp	1
8MileBU	1
The Ginger Prince	2
gav-ffc	1
pub car king	2
KnightswoodBear	3
DarkBlue62	2
RoversMad	1
HMFC Mitchy	1
Deefiant	3
11thHour	2
Ando	3
Penny Lane	1
Bambino7	2
K.T.	1
SlipperyP	3
banana	2
Sweet Pete	2
Anonymous Spider	1
Glen Medieros	1
Bear in Sweden	2
the snudge	1
Septentrional Wasp	2
Scotty79	1
jmothecat	2
mattydfc93	1
streetwisehercules	1
ally	2
Adamski	2
LoonsYouthTeam	1
sjc	1
Honest Saints Fan &Rugster	2
Bairnardo	2
Saigon Raider	2
steelmen	1
Ayrshire-SFC	1
Dicko23	1
StandFree03	1
spacekid84	1
19QOS19	2
Tartantony	2
mcintyre_gmfc	2
Wren Road	1
gkneill	2
The Woolshed	2
BigBo10	2
Tommy Nooka	1
placidcasual	1
dave.j	2
Toma_BullyWee	1
++Ammo - Airdrie++	1
Dindeleux	1
forameus	1
Jimmy85	1
Stuarty	1
fanny paddery	1
paisleysaints	1
wellboy1991	1
The Equalizer	1
stumigo	1
EH75	1
PB1994	1
PB 4.2	1
pleslie99	1
dysartrovers	3
grumswall	1
ShaggysBeard	2
ICTChris	1
throbber	2
Disco30	1
Inanimate Carbon Rod	1
Wardy	1
Neiljb	1
K.T.	1
Ingo ohne Flamingo	1
MOrtonfc	1
Aufc	2
MP_MFC	1
Northsea80	1
.Stuart.	2
FalkirkBairn93	1
KillieCon	1
Illgresi	1
Busta Nut	1
Ross.	1
tree house tam	1
MixuFruit	1
Salvo Montalbano	1
Crawford Bridge	1
JamesP_81	1
thistledo	1
robosaint	1
Torpar	1
Brummie Clyde	1
mishtergrolsch	1
Carl Cort's Hamstring	1
Total	263

[SlipperyP]

I take no reasonability (apart from my home schooling through covid) and shouting to get homework done (which i sit everyday with him).

Mid term exam he scores 98%

10% above anyone in his school.

Proud, yes, very......  

@hk blues you can do it......

PS boy is in P2 plays fitba with the P4 & P5. 

Still tell him not to fight, he gets angry as they are stronger than him.  I'm teaching him words & moves everyday.  

ATM - sorry if anyone doesn't know why I post this. My son was told by his teacher in P1 he can't learn like the Thais as he is a Ferang (foreigner) His scores were shit......

I went and spoke to the head teacher and told them to (get to f**k) he is learning 2 languages  at  the same time, give him time he will catch up....

Edited December 3, 2020 by SlipperyP

[hk blues]

6 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

I take no reasonability (apart from my home schooling through covid) and shouting to get homework done (which i sit everyday with him).

Mid term exam he scores 98%

10% above anyone in his school.

Proud, yes, very......  

@hk blues you can do it......

PS boy is in P2 plays fitba with the P4 & P5. 

Still tell him not to fight, he gets angry as they are stronger than him.  I'm teaching him words & moves everyday.  

 

Great Stuff Slippery P - good on your young lad.  My young lad's 3rd term results were an improvement and he made it to Honours (shite terms which I hate to hear for 8 year olds but hey ho) which equates to about 80-85% I believe.  He's still amongst the bottom group but when I listen in to his classes he is very participative and inquisitive - big plus points IMO.

[SlipperyP]

2 minutes ago, hk blues said:

Great Stuff Slippery P - good on your young lad.  My young lad's 3rd term results were an improvement and he made it to Honours (shite terms which I hate to hear for 8 year olds but hey ho) which equates to about 80-85% I believe.  He's still amongst the bottom group but when I listen in to his classes he is very participative and inquisitive - big plus points IMO.

Great keep it up m8, keep encouraging......That last sentence was where I was 3 years ago....speak to the teacher,

  

[hk blues]

1 minute ago, SlipperyP said:

Great keep it up m8, keep encouraging......That last sentence was where I was 3 years ago....speak to the teacher,

  

Cheers bud!

[Andy Dufresne]

Had a phone call from the social worker today they have been unable to speak to our daughter for a couple of months now,the child protection order is up next month and they now want it dismissed as they see no need for it.That means she has no access rights for the kids 

Edited December 4, 2020 by keithgy

[heedthebaa]

18 minutes ago, keithgy said:

Had a phone call from the social worker today they have been unable to speak to our daughter for a couple of months now,the child protection order is up next month and they now want it dismissed as they see no need for it.That means she has no access rights for the kids 

Was always coming Keith, all the best, albeit hard work for you and your wife 

[Jacksgranda]

11 hours ago, keithgy said:

Had a phone call from the social worker today they have been unable to speak to our daughter for a couple of months now,the child protection order is up next month and they now want it dismissed as they see no need for it.That means she has no access rights for the kids 

That's actually good news, especially the last sentence.

[Bairnardo]

Giving BB2 a lecture there about saying no when she was asked to do something.

Me "when did we start saying no to dad or mum?"

Her "last week".


f**k sake.

[RH33]

8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Giving BB2 a lecture there about saying no when she was asked to do something.

Me "when did we start saying no to dad or mum?"

Her "last week".


f**k sake.

It doesn’t get any better.

[Dons_1988]

10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Giving BB2 a lecture there about saying no when she was asked to do something.

Me "when did we start saying no to dad or mum?"

Her "last week".


f**k sake.

I'm guessing getting mugged off by a toddler isn't as funny as it seems to me right now.

[Bairnardo]

31 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

I'm guessing getting mugged off by a toddler isn't as funny as it seems to me right now.

Not when it happens as often as this particular child seems intent on. 

[Torpar]

Baby had her first poop in 8 days today, right as I had just put my lunch in the microwave, amazing how much a little human can produce! Lunch was put on hold so I could wash her bottom half under the tap, balancing her on my forearm and washing with the other hand, then while mum dressed her I had the 'privilege' of going back to the bath to rinse her reusable nappy.  The sight of the yellow/brown water makes my wife gag but I really don't care so I don't mind doing it. It's quite an event when she does go and needs a lot of a cleaning up but just having to change wet nappies for the rest of the week is pretty nice! 

Glad I have a strong stomach as it was curry for lunch!