carpetmonster Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Carpetmonster Jr II has an ETA of January 25th. I'm now going to sleep for the next 5 months seeing as that'll now be up the swanny til at least 2041. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 My daughter has texted me. She was cooking in home economics this morning for the very first time. Whatever concoction she has produced, I will be the guinea pig this evening. Pretty scared to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: My daughter has texted me. She was cooking in home economics this morning for the very first time. Whatever concoction she has produced, I will be the guinea pig this evening. Pretty scared to be honest. Don't worry, if it's like my old school someone will launch into the road or on to a roof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't worry, if it's like my old school someone will launch into the road or on to a roof. I still have nightmares about my son's cous cous. Tasted like sand and toenail clippings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Just now, scottsdad said: I still have nightmares about my son's cous cous. Tasted like sand and toenail clippings. There was no better fun than ambushing the Home Economics class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 I know what she is getting from me. It rhymes with buck call. I've not been to one of these - do people expect presents when the baby is born AND when they tell you beforehand what it's going to come out as? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) We didn’t bother finding out with the first one and I don’t think we will with the second. As long as it’s got the requisite number of limbs and heads, then the rest of it don’t matter so much. ETA - ideally four and one, for avoidance of doubt. Edited September 3, 2022 by carpetmonster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Wee man is going to hospital tomorrow to get 4 teeth removed under general anesthetic,would have e been 5 but one of the came out in Friday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Less than seven weeks to go. How exciting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) We were in a bit of a hurry to get back down the road to lift granddaughter nr 8 from school. As we approached a set of traffic lights, a woman pressed the pedestrian button and the lights turned red. "F**k you", says I. Granddaughter nr 9 pipes up from the back seat "Granda, people have to cross the road". Edited September 9, 2022 by Jacksgranda Grandma 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Both the kids were grounded last week and took the punishment well,they knew they did wrong and we were surprised at that. They had no TV,tablets or phones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Big life milestone today as she did her first shite containing a fully intact sweetcorn kernel. Stood and marveled at it for a good 3 minutes (her, not me) before the wife told her to stop being rank and flush it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 10 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Big life milestone today as she did her first shite containing a fully intact sweetcorn kernel. Stood and marveled at it for a good 3 minutes (her, not me) before the wife told her to stop being rank and flush it. Nothing wrong with marveling / inspecting a good jobby tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 hour ago, thistledo said: Nothing wrong with marveling / inspecting a good jobby tbh. Gillian McKeith thread for this pis….ehh…shite IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Had a day off yesterday so took my kids and my dad fishing. Didn't catch any, but had a great time nonetheless. Plenty of fish jumping out of the water. I managed to catch sticks and weeds. My son caught a tree. Turns out bank fishing isn't as easy as boat fishing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Had a day off yesterday so took my kids and my dad fishing. Didn't catch any, but had a great time nonetheless. Plenty of fish jumping out of the water. I managed to catch sticks and weeds. My son caught a tree. Turns out bank fishing isn't as easy as boat fishing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 22 hours ago, thistledo said: Nothing wrong with marveling / inspecting a good jobby tbh. As a mate of mine once remarked "It's hard to beat a good shite". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: As a mate of mine once remarked "It's hard to beat a good shite". Wise words. In other news... In case no one got the meme, missus is currently carrying number 2. Can't believe we're doing this again man. Still, the second one is easier right. Right? Edited September 13, 2022 by thistledo 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, thistledo said: In case no one got the meme, missus is currently carrying number 2. Can't believe we're doing this again man. Still, the second one is easier right. Right? Congratulations. In my experience. Yes. I found with our second one we were so much more relaxed it reflected on number 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, thistledo said: In case no one got the meme, missus is currently carrying number 2. Can't believe we're doing this again man. Still, the second one is easier right. Right? Aye, after two they start bringing up themselves... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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