Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 So aye, vasectomies, eh? Anyone had one? Sore? Planning to, and pretty well shiting myself. Havent booked in yet. Its the injection bit thats got me doomed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 14 minutes ago, Gaz said: So aye, vasectomies, eh? Anyone had one? Sore? Planning to, and pretty well shiting myself. Havent booked in yet. Its the injection bit thats got me doomed up. I'm the same. Pooing my pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 21 hours ago, Rowan said: I was a few hours but I was already 2 and 4cm with the girls. They had to knock me out all together after i had the wee one! After! Raging! How about getting to 10cm then having a section. To say I was seething was an understatement Good luck Throbber and to your Mrs. Hope you aren't waiting too long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I'm the same. Pooing my pants. You go first and let me know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 You go second and let me know...:-(My mate got it and said it was ok because he got a local in the groin area first before anything else. But I have heard folk talking about the injection straight into your testicle. I dont know if that is strictly true, but f**k that if it is. At the very least I feel I need the general vicinity well numbed if my bollocks are to come back from a no doubt highly defensive position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 32 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: How about getting to 10cm then having a section. To say I was seething was an understatement Good luck Throbber and to your Mrs. Hope you aren't waiting too long. Yeah I’d have knocked someone out lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 21 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: You go second and let me know... :-( My mate got it and said it was ok because he got a local in the groin area first before anything else. But I have heard folk talking about the injection straight into your testicle. I dont know if that is strictly true, but f**k that if it is. At the very least I feel I need the general vicinity well numbed if my bollocks are to come back from a no doubt highly defensive position. I don't know if people exaggerate it and try to scare the life out of you like the BCG jag at school (needle big enough to go right through your arm by the way). I guy I worked with years ago said he got it, went straight to Pizza Hut for lunch and was back on the job within two days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: I don't know if people exaggerate it and try to scare the life out of you like the BCG jag at school (needle big enough to go right through your arm by the way). I guy I worked with years ago said he got it, went straight to Pizza Hut for lunch and was back on the job within two days. Work or "on the job"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I don't know if people exaggerate it and try to scare the life out of you like the BCG jag at school (needle big enough to go right through your arm by the way). I guy I worked with years ago said he got it, went straight to Pizza Hut for lunch and was back on the job within two days. Potential for people trying to act the big man too though... Like the "tattoos arny sair at aw" type. Aye they are, there is no way someone scraping a vibrating needle across your skin can be anything but sore. Anyway, it may be the prospect of a needle into a bollock rather than the reality of it thats scary. It stands to reason that it should be the most incredible pain available to humans tho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 So aye, vasectomies, eh? Anyone had one? Sore? My friend got it done and I didn't realise you can still spunk stuff up. I thought it would be like a dry retch.I don't even like feeling/checking my own nuts so feck letting anyone else go at them with a knife.Maybe just slam a couple of housebricks together when the time comes -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Work or "on the job"? Shagging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I was changing my 18 month old's nappy this morning and suddenly felt a warm moist feeling on my face and body (I was topless). In the next 2 seconds or so I tried to decipher this unexpected situation, before my conscious mind realised the only rational explanation was that my beloved son had projectile shat on me. After spending some considerable time cleaning myself and the carpet, I looked at the lad in quiet wonder that he managed to aim at, and successfully hit, my face with his faeces at a distance of about 2 feet and an upwards angle of about 45 degrees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 My friend got it done and I didn't realise you can still spunk stuff up. I thought it would be like a dry retch.I don't even like feeling/checking my own nuts so feck letting anyone else go at them with a knife.Maybe just slam a couple of housebricks together when the time comesA dry retch? Seriously?That's akin to girls who thought they could get pregnant from a blow job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Every haircut I get could be my last, as I hurtle towards baldness, meanwhile, my two year old is sporting this.... Mental. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ICTChris Posted February 26, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2018 My son Callan was born today at 04:15 after several days of stress and worry following an induction. Genuinely overwhelmed this morning phoning people to tell them about him. 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Great news Chris, I'm out of greenies today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Many congratulations! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Congratulations Chris, great news! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, ICTChris said: My son Callan was born today at 04:15 after several days of stress and worry following an induction. Genuinely overwhelmed this morning phoning people to tell them about him. Congrats! You're at the start of a very interesting, worthwhile journey. Look forward to your next decent kip in about 2025. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 My son Callan was born today at 04:15 after several days of stress and worry following an induction. Genuinely overwhelmed this morning phoning people to tell them about him. Well done. All thr best and dont underestimate the usefulness of this thread and (most of) the people in it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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