Gaz FFC Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I knew it was gay. I knew it. Boom boom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 What's the difference between ginger beer and ginger ale? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Answer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Which day does the Cumbernauld local paper come out? Today (Wednesday) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 What's the difference between ginger beer and ginger ale? Ginger beer is brewed. Ginger ale isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 When is the deadline for free transfers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 How do I get rid of cats? There are around half a dozen of the wee fuckers that come in and out of my garden at will. They shite everywhere. I've tried the chemical stuff that's meant to do the job and they basically laughed in my face. I don't even have a big garden or any seeds or vegetables or anything. They just hate me. Needless to say I also hate them. I know it sounds crazy but it seems to work..... Get an empty plastic bottle and take the label off it ( like a 2 litre Irn bru bottle for example ) and half fill it with water and just leave it in the garden.... An old neighbor of mine used to do that ( to keep away cats ) Cat psychology is not my forte so I can't explain why ( or if ) it works but you could always give it a go What's the difference between ginger beer and ginger ale? Ginger ale has a crisper taste and is usually lighter in colour..... Ginger beer is normally cloudier and darker in colour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I know it sounds crazy but it seems to work..... Get an empty plastic bottle and take the label off it ( like a 2 litre Irn bru bottle for example ) and half fill it with water and just leave it in the garden.... An old neighbor of mine used to do that ( to keep away cats ) Cat psychology is not my forte so I can't explain why ( or if ) it works but you could always give it a go Ginger ale has a crisper taste and is usually lighter in colour..... Ginger beer is normally cloudier and darker in colour I was always told that cats panic when they see their reflection or something ridiculous like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I was always told that cats panic when they see their reflection or something ridiculous like that. Yes, something like that..... I'm just glad someone else has heard of it as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I've seen folk hanging CDs in their garden to do this. In council schemes admittedly. I've seen CDs on the dash in the front of trucks as well. I think that's in the belief that it reflects speed guns rather than deters cats though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I've seen CDs on the dash in the front of trucks as well. I think that's in the belief that it reflects speed guns rather than deters cats though. Could be they think it confuses the locating device employers use to spy on employees. Heard a biscuit tin works. Not sure where you're supposed to put it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I've seen CDs on the dash in the front of trucks as well. I think that's in the belief that it reflects speed guns rather than deters cats though. Speed cats, where can you buy them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Speed cats, where can you buy them? I saw them in the window of the pet shop yesterday. Just beside the wasps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I saw them in the window of the pet shop yesterday. Just beside the wasps. Where do you get wasps this time of year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Where do you get wasps this time of year? In the window of the pet shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Where do you get wasps this time of year? In the attic where my ex-wife lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Nice, classy restraunt in central Glasgow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 See when claiming a tax refund, do I send form P50 to my local tax office or HMRC Headquarters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I've seen CDs on the dash in the front of trucks as well. I think that's in the belief that it reflects speed guns rather than deters cats though. They do that here on the cars & motorbikes, reason is that nae c**t has lights that are working correctly, so if you have lights you will get a reflection. Yes they are that fucking crazy that they will drive along on country roads in complete darkness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Is there a mental condition where someone takes pleasure in telling you their and their family's illnesses? I have a guy at work who constantly tells me how ill him and his family have been and now he's just texted me to tell me his kid's got chicken pox. Erm, I don't give a flying f**k mate. I reckon it's similar to Munchausens except I reckon, I hope, the stories are true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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