Njord Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Sue gave me a gobble in the toilets. Do you wish to rephrase this confession, upon the realisation that "Sue" was a mans hand in a glove ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm guessing Eugene Thundercunt. That's it, I'm going to run away to Ladyboy heaven with sjc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Do you wish to rephrase this confession, upon the realisation that "Sue" was a mans hand in a glove ??A good sailor knows...any port in a storm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Do you wish to rephrase this confession, upon the realisation that "Sue" was a mans hand in a glove ??*Soo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 *Soo Hence the use of quotations.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) That's it, I'm going to run away to Ladyboy heaven with sjc.And a very small child bear.Edit: that's not the post I quoted. It was meant to be the one about Soo being a man's hand. Edited July 16, 2015 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 And a very small child bear. Edit: that's not the post I quoted. It was meant to be the one about Soo being a man's hand. You're a real woman there's no place for you here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 A good sailor knows...any port in a storm. As a sailor, this is correct. But not to the extent of getting a hand job from a man in a glove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 As a sailor, this is correct. But not to the extent of getting a hand job from a man in a glove. Worse things happen at sea, as you will find out, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I like SJC even though he looks like Steve Fulton. If you have nothing nice to say.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) As a sailor, this is correct. But not to the extent of getting a hand job from a man in a glove. A retired Merchant Navy man told me something about nailing a plaice to the mast, and everyone taking his turn. What was all that about? Edited July 16, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 A retired Merchant Navy man told me something about nailing a plaice to the mast, and everyone taking his turn. What was all that about? No idea. We've got computers now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Best way from Euston Station to Liverpool Street on a Friday afternoon. Peg it? Naw. You'll be sweating like a rapist. its a 2 mile yomp. Depends on your luggage but I'd walk down to Eusten Square and get the circle line. If you have time then get off at Barbican and walk through Bunhill Fields and pay respects to John Bunyan. Edited July 16, 2015 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Naw. You'll be sweating like a rapist. its a 2 mile yomp. Depends on your luggage but I'd walk down to Kings Cross and get the circle line. Och away, by the time he walks to King's Cross and negotiates the underground he'd be there. Alternatively, drop in to The Flying Scotsman or The Griffin on Clerkenwell Road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Naw. You'll be sweating like a rapist. its a 2 mile yomp. Depends on your luggage but I'd walk down to Kings Cross and get the circle line. Och away, by the time he walks to King's Cross and negotiates the underground he'd be there. Alternatively, drop in to The Flying Scotsman or The Griffin on Clerkenwell Road. Only got a wee rucksack so a couple of miles isn't a problem. An hour or so to burn too so a mini pub crawl may be the order of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Bus to Kennington, walk to Waterloo and catch the Waterloo City Line to Bank and get a bus to Moorgate and walk. Either that or get the Northern Line from Euston to Moorgate and walk. P.S. After seeing your post, I wouldn't walk, tube to Moorgate and stop at Dirty Dicks for a pint on the way. Edited July 16, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Bus to Kennington, walk to Waterloo and catch the Waterloo City Line to Bank and get a bus to Moorgate and walk. Either that or get the Northern Line from Euston to Moorgate and walk. P.S. After seeing your post, I wouldn't walk, tube to Moorgate and stop at Dirty Dicks for a pint on the way. When I was younger there was a tramp in Uddingston called Dirty Dick. I always thought he died but he obviously moved to London and opened a pub. I'll check it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 If the cap fits! I got blamed for depression. Imagine blaming you for depression! You're guilty of far worse. Like charging Capone with tax evasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I actually met Matthew Corbett in a pub in Lymm where I think he lives, and he tried to take the pish out of the hat (fairly normal) I was wearing. Didn't know him from Adam so I gently ripped him apart about his own appearance in front of his friends who laughed and he went a bit red. One of my few victories in life.Adam is the bloke in the baby sick yellow coloured coat. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 A retired Merchant Navy man told me something about nailing a plaice to the mast, and everyone taking his turn. What was all that about? It was a skate, so I have been told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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