smpar Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 "Getting off at Haymarket" Still one of the best take-away lines from this forum. Thank f**k someone mentioned it, no matter how unintentional it was. I was trying to remember this line earlier on today, but completely forgot and couldn't even think how I'd find it. God bless the immaturity of P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I've got my sister's graduation in Edinburgh a week on Saturday and have never driven into the city before. Any suggestions for the easiest place to park for the Usher Hall (I'm not too fussed about a wee walk so it doesn't need to be close - but I'm terrible with geography so it needs to be as straightforward as possible). I'm travelling into the city from Dundee. Park in Harrison Park then walk up Fountainbridge to Lothian Road, or the canal to Tollcross. It's about a 15 minute walk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How many vacuum cleaner related cases of rectal prolapse are reported each year? Asking for a mate, likes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 My vacuum cleaner has all the suction power of an asthmatic geriatric poodle, and fails to even lift dust, so going by that, not many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I'm a bit anally retentive when it comes to vacuum cleaners, nothing beats a Dyson in my short history of such devices. Also they are NHS approved. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 My vacuum cleaner has all the suction power of an asthmatic geriatric poodle, and fails to even lift dust, so going by that, not many. You'll have knackered the motor with all of that sex play. Bit of sawdust Get that replaced and you'll be right as rain. I'm a bit anally retentive when it comes to vacuum cleaners, nothing beats a Dyson in my short history of such devices. Also they are NHS approved. Grimbo You ever replaced the motor on a Dyson, Grimbo? Worth doing, as it costs a fraction of buying a new one, but it's like doing a Rubik's Cube with one hand. When you were seven. And had a vacuum cleaner stuck to your bumhole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How many vacuum cleaner related cases of rectal prolapse are reported each year? Asking for a mate, likes I can take you to hospital in the van so you can lie face down, if thats any help... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I've got my sister's graduation in Edinburgh a week on Saturday and have never driven into the city before. Any suggestions for the easiest place to park for the Usher Hall (I'm not too fussed about a wee walk so it doesn't need to be close - but I'm terrible with geography so it needs to be as straightforward as possible). I'm travelling into the city from Dundee. Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I'm a bit anally retentive when it comes to vacuum cleaners, nothing beats a Dyson in my short history of such devices. Also they are NHS approved. Grimbo Nonsense, plasticy heaps of shit. Henry is where it's at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Nonsense, plasticy heaps of shit. Henry is where it's at. Does he give a good sook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I think we need another P&B poll. Do you *"use" the vacuum sitting down or standing up? Grimbo *the BigFatTabbyDave's mate way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Should Grimbo be allowed to post out with the East of Scotland leagues? That's the poll you should start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Nonsense, plasticy heaps of shit. Henry is where it's at. This. Henry is for sure the best hoover. Bought one a few weeks ago. Two long haired cats in the house and this is by far the best hoover I've had for dealing with them. Well, not them, but their hair. Though there are times I could happily hoover the wee b*****ds up themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Should Grimbo be allowed to post out with the East of Scotland leagues? That's the poll you should start. The clear answer is no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 People upset that Uber is about to launch in Glasgow. Must admit, I've got no real idea what it is and why people are seething about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Is Smirnoff Ice an acceptable drink? If served in a glass with double vodka, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Does he give a good sook? The best, could suck an apple through a garden hose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 People upset that Uber is about to launch in Glasgow. Must admit, I've got no real idea what it is and why people are seething about it? Taxi drivers like ripping people off. Fucking scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 If served in a glass with double vodka, yes. Only a double? For shame Smurph, for shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Why would you use a hoover on your arse? Surely you'd use it on the penis? Unless you thought it was an extreme way to cure constipation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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