Boghead ranter Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: She was wider than she was tall. I have standards ffs. So she was actually at all 3 ATMs at the same time anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 She was wider than she was tall. I have standards ffs. And finally we get to the hub of the matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 16 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Queue of people waiting to use a trio of bank machines. The ATM you are using breaks down. Do you go to the back or front of the queue to use another one? Say "Hey this one is giving out double what I asked for" Then while they all switch to that one, you quickly use the one that works! Then run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Only one of us is celibate in this discussion, chap. Celibacy isn't the same thing as chastity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 No way I'd let somebody who's already broken one ATM jump in front of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I was watching some of these ATM videos earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 14 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: She was wider than she was tall. I have standards ffs. Presumably she has as well - which is why you got a knock-back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Spartans telly is who? [emoji85] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 One time I was in Leicester Square in the days before mobile phones. I went to use one of the public phones and there was a long queue for the one on the right. I decided to try the one on the left. Not only did it work but it gave me all my money back. After that, I informed the people in the queue but they obviously concluded that I was a nutcase and there was no way they were going to lose their place in the queue. Some people just love queues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I've just witnessed a woman in the pub pour a can of Diet Coke into half a pint of Tennents. Am I missing something or has the world gone mad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I've just witnessed a woman in the pub pour a can of Diet Coke into half a pint of Tennents. Am I missing something or has the world gone mad? I think we've arrived at peak OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 32 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I've just witnessed a woman in the pub pour a can of Diet Coke into half a pint of Tennents. Am I missing something or has the world gone mad? This was many years ago, but a friend of my dad's was a coach driver and told us once that they had stopped at a pub for lunch. He saw somebody order a pint of lager, topped off with tomato juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Has anyone used both the standard uber and the uber exec? And if so is it worth paying the bit extra for it? I have a code to use so it's only gonna be an extra tenner or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I've just witnessed a woman in the pub pour a can of Diet Coke into half a pint of Tennents. Am I missing something or has the world gone mad? Are you in the new Wetherspoons on Lothian Road, Edinburgh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Are you in the new Wetherspoons on Lothian Road, Edinburgh? Nope. I was in Weegieland. Is lager and diet cola a thing out West? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Nope. I was in Weegieland. Is lager and diet cola a thing out West? Sorry Your Eminence, that was simply a cheap dig at throbber and his love of sophisticated new Wetherspoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Good chat up line for somebody that is a carer? Nothing else to work with but that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Good chat up line for somebody that is a carer? Nothing else to work with but that. She'll spend her time wiping arses and feeding people, mate. Anything that DOESN'T revolve around that would be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Good chat up line for somebody that is a carer? Nothing else to work with but that. You won't need a line. She'll be used to dealing with folk like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 You won't need a line. She'll be used to dealing with folk like you. She'll spend her time wiping arses and feeding people, mate. Anything that DOESN'T revolve around that would be good. Superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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