GordonD Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 "What do you expect to see from a 'Restricted View' seat at Parkhead? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the pitch?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 35 minutes ago, Rugster said: The manager is forty? No, you’re forty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Why do they always stick milfs on the front of these crossword books folk buy before they go on a plane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Why do they always stick milfs on the front of these crossword books folk buy before they go on a plane? Even intellectuals need to masturbate, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Why do they always stick milfs on the front of these crossword books folk buy before they go on a plane? That’s a puzzler. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I think the bulbs may be Fawlty [emoji6]They are osrams g9. Nothing on the packaging about switches. The bulbs need to be dimmable as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 54 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Why do they always stick milfs on the front of these crossword books folk buy before they go on a plane? BAR DUG WE FRED RED HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Why do weightlifters take off their trainers and just lift in their socks? Why do the fandans at my gym do the same thing, when they're about 11st dripping wet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Transmission of power. You lose power through spongy trainers. Its only relevant at big heavy weights though. So yer wee 11 stone scrotes are likely trying to act the big ticket. Thanks, good explanation in the first part. Second part just confirms my suspicions/prejudices (delete as applicable). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I'm just chuffed I managed to resist cracking a gag about jerking in their socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Why do they always stick milfs on the front of these crossword books folk buy before they go on a plane? Did you buy that? Is it because you're not allowed your knitting any more? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Why not? As good an answer as any. 9 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did you buy that? Is it because you're not allowed your knitting any more? It's the wife's. I did retire to the smallest room with it. Forgot my pen, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 12 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: It's the wife's. I did retire to the smallest room with it. Forgot my pen, too. Did you just have to write with a jobby-smeared finger then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Did you just have to w**k with a jobby-smeared finger then? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 6 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Did you just have to write with a jobby-smeared finger then? 6 hours ago, Swarley said: FTFY Pokey bum w**k!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Pokey bum w**k!!! Pokey pokey bum w**k. Anyhoo, £50, aye or no? http://europe.nflshop.com/stores/nfl/en/product/oakland-raiders-new-era-varsity-jacket---mens/191466?portal=gbc-nfl142%2ccriteo&oloc=bgw&bypass=30x&cmp=cec-ykcjq6td&istcompanyid=93102863-5420-448a-a8ee-344fab6e9582&istitemid=xpmlxwplqq&istbid=t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 What about these? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: We're you stalking me last Friday night? Nice arse though wouldn't you agree? Yes I was. Your arse was more smelly than nice though. I assumed it was the mushroom suppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pervert. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Is a person who makes allegations an alligator? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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