GordonD Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Nice to see Pars and Falkirk posters being friends. Bairnardo keeps the doors and windows locked these days and just enters and exits via the cat flap. Stops the women escaping should they ever get out of the cellar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Stops the women escaping should they ever get out of the cellar. He's a fine figure of a man. They wouldn't want to escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He's a fine figure of a man. They wouldn't want to escape. Shouldn’t that be ‘figurine’? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 After reading through the thread on the Pollok v Clydebank league cup final on the junior forum there is a quick question that deserves some reflection. How do you do a jobby in a urinal? I understand the human mechanics - accurate landing seems like the tricky bit. Has anyone done this before? What was your technique? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 I actually have a reoccurring dream I am shitting in a public urinal in front of loads of people I respect, including women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Is [mention=16912]Jimmy85[/mention] there? No, I would never dream about him. He means nothing to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, throbber said: I actually have a reoccurring dream I am shitting in a public urinal in front of loads of people I respect, including women. I'm glad you respect women. It's more than can be said elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, throbber said: I actually have a reoccurring dream I am shitting in a public urinal in front of loads of people I respect, including women. I told you you had a problem with jobbyphobia due to traumatic potty training. That will be another £500 please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 I’d say it was more of a performance related anxiety problem. It’s a good dream to wake up from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I’d say it was more of a performance related anxiety problem. It’s a good dream to wake up from. Try not to dream about Una Stubbs. You now owe me £1500. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 1 hour ago, HTG said: After reading through the thread on the Pollok v Clydebank league cup final on the junior forum there is a quick question that deserves some reflection. How do you do a jobby in a urinal? I understand the human mechanics - accurate landing seems like the tricky bit. Has anyone done this before? What was your technique? It wasn't just the fact it was any old jobby - it was a monstrous fecal mountain of a thing that would be a struggle in optimum conditions, never mind al fresco... It looked like the shite had the weight advantage in that fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Anyone play in 7s or 11s leagues in Glasgow? Play in a 7s league already but not too many games and some of my mates play in 11s leagues with their work but seems to be work organised leagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Anyone play in 7s or 11s leagues in Glasgow? Play in a 7s league already but not too many games and some of my mates play in 11s leagues with their work but seems to be work organised leagues. www.ssmafl.co.uk Don't know why it's not posted as a link. It's the old civil service league, now known as Strahclyde Saturday Morning League and open to any team. ( I don't play.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Has anyone put shutters in their house? Which companies are decent to use? Seems to be millions of blind companies and I know about none of them. Why were Venetian blinds invented?(Because if they weren't it'd be curtains for all of us...)I'll get my coat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Why were Venetian blinds invented? (Because if they weren't it'd be curtains for all of us...) I'll get my coat. How do you make a Venetian blind anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How do you make a Venetian blind anyway? About nine quid an hour. Sorry, wrong joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How do you make a Venetian blind anyway? Poke him in the eye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 (edited) 17 hours ago, throbber said: Poke him in the eye? Thought that was a Maltese Cross. Edited November 8, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just got 4 new expensive g9 LED bulbs for my wall lights but the swith is a dimmer switch and they are flickering like mad. What can I do apart from turning my living room into a nightclub? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just got 4 new expensive g9 LED bulbs for my wall lights but the swith is a dimmer switch and they are flickering like mad. What can I do apart from turning my living room into a nightclub? You might need to get a new dimmer switch as they don't all work with LED bulbs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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