forehead7 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 What would happen to a man if he couldn't take a jobby, say for example he had his arsehole sewn up? You'd explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 What would happen to a man if he couldn't take a jobby, say for example he had his arsehole sewn up? My guess is it would compact until the pressure ripped open your intestines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 A member of my family was in hospital with severe constipation. The doctors told them if they didn't physically remove the faeces by hand it would quite literally go back up your system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Could use a bit of help from someone that knows their stuff on spreadsheets and formulas. I'm trying to find the percentage of sales for each month. Normally I would do January's figure (cell E2) and divide it will the overall figure (cell E15) and then absolute cell E15. However, I keep getting 0% in cell F2. It's getting rather annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The lovely poster Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I'm moving house at the end of the month. Where do I buy large cardboard boxes? B&Q? Homeless folk is whereyou need to go. Offer them a Fag per box, if you have a small bag of grass it should secure much cardboard. Good luck!! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Could use a bit of help from someone that knows their stuff on spreadsheets and formulas. I'm trying to find the percentage of sales for each month. Normally I would do January's figure (cell E2) and divide it will the overall figure (cell E15) and then absolute cell E15. However, I keep getting 0% in cell F2. It's getting rather annoying. For each row: =100*E<INSERT ROW NUMBER>/E15 Should work, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 For each row: =100*E<INSERT ROW NUMBER>/E15 Should work, no? It does indeed me old mucker. No idea why it's not letting me do it the normal way though, even the answer key at the back of my workbook has my formula (=E2/$E$15) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Could use a bit of help from someone that knows their stuff on spreadsheets and formulas. I'm trying to find the percentage of sales for each month. Normally I would do January's figure (cell E2) and divide it will the overall figure (cell E15) and then absolute cell E15. However, I keep getting 0% in cell F2. It's getting rather annoying. Do you not just have to reformat the cells so they show %? 1- Right click on cells 2- Click on format cells 3- Select "percentages". That would work in excel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Anybody know of anywhere in Glasgow city centre that has a photocopier that I can use today? My printer is churning out shite and I need to make loads of copies of something. Much appreciated. Best bet is a library. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Do you not just have to reformat the cells so they show %? 1- Right click on cells 2- Click on format cells 3- Select "percentages". That would work in excel. That's it, that's where I was going wrong! Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 (edited) I accidentally broke the V key on my laptop keyboard by dropping a plug on it and it has came flying off and I can't get it back on. Anyone know where I could buy a replacement V key? Edited September 19, 2010 by staggy4life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Glasgow area L - staggy4life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I accidentally broke the V key on my laptop keyboard by dropping a plus on it and it has came flying off and I can't get it back on. Anyone know where I could buy a replacement V key? Just use the "u" instead we will know what you mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Glasgow area L - staggy4life. ery good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Dennistoun Area \/L - staggy4life that's \ and / together, close enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Two slightly strange questions: Is average height increasing to a pretty noticeable extent? Many of the teenagers I know are taller than both their parents. In the experience of other P&B posters, is the staring effect real? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Two slightly strange questions: Is average height increasing to a pretty noticeable extent? Many of the teenagers I know are taller than both their parents. In the experience of other P&B posters, is the staring effect real? I am taller than both my parents. Not more than the only granda I met, or a couple of my cousins FWIW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Anybody got any idea how to stop the BBC Iplayer being so jerky? Tried watching The Football League Show there but it's pointless due to the choppiness of the picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 what's the song called in this video? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Ah hang on, I've just noticed this. I was led to believe that the plastic crook was only to be used if the machine was connected to the sink (ours isn't) - is that not the case? Should I fit the crook tomorrow? Not sure - ours is connected to a T piece below the sink. My mate who's a plumber told me to fit it as we kept getting water back into the machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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