Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I'm of to get a bank loan. It also cleans the user with an aerated wand, which delivers warm water and warm air "from a seated position" An "intelligent" toilet that opens when you approach it and self-cleans with every flush is on display at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35258674 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I'm of to get a bank loan. It also cleans the user with an aerated wand, which delivers warm water and warm air "from a seated position" An "intelligent" toilet that opens when you approach it and self-cleans with every flush is on display at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35258674 That will be wasted on the stand uppers. I'm game for a bash mind. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 That will be wasted on the stand uppers. I'm game for a bash mind. Grimbo You want to give your arse a rest and start talking from your mouth. Yah fat ride. Anyway, shark dies after hunger strike. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/great-white-shark-dies-days-after-being-put-in-japanese-aquarium-in-cruel-and-wrong-case-of-a6802156.html Just got off the phone to George, he's devastated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 You want to give your arse a rest and start talking from your mouth. Yah fat ride. Anyway, shark dies after hunger strike. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/great-white-shark-dies-days-after-being-put-in-japanese-aquarium-in-cruel-and-wrong-case-of-a6802156.html Just got off the phone to George, he's devastated. "The cause of death was under investigation". Bloody cheapskate Japabloodyknees not doing g a proper investigation. I bet if we had killed the shark we would not have under done the investigation. Grimbo Eta what film we watching next Dee's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I'm Fin-neshed wi them, Japs, that's for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 There has been a massive gas leak for the past couple of days in Dalkeith. Expecting the whole place to go up like Hiroshima at any moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I'm of to get a bank loan. It also cleans the user with an aerated wand, which delivers warm water and warm air "from a seated position" An "intelligent" toilet that opens when you approach it and self-cleans with every flush is on display at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35258674 You have to clean it once a year? Every year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) You want to give your arse a rest and start talking from your mouth. Yah fat ride. Anyway, shark dies after hunger strike. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/great-white-shark-dies-days-after-being-put-in-japanese-aquarium-in-cruel-and-wrong-case-of-a6802156.html Just got off the phone to George, he's devastated. Who's going to bust crime in the sea now? It'll be a briny madhouse. Edited January 8, 2016 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Who's going to bust crime in the sea now? It'll be a briny madhouse. One name springs to mind, DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 There has been a massive gas leak for the past couple of days in Dalkeith. Expecting the whole place to go up like Hiroshima at any moment. Hopefully Easthouses and Lothian Drive will be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Hopefully Easthouses and Lothian Drive will be safe. Right where's the fucking matches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 It's very foggy in Edinburgh this morning. Still get a bit creeped out by it after watching The Fog and also a Jack The Ripper film when I was about 5 years old. I know the risk of encountering zombie pirates or a Victorian sex killer cutting about in a horse and carriage is low but it still gets me on edge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 It's very foggy in Edinburgh this morning. Still get a bit creeped out by it after watching The Fog and also a Jack The Ripper film when I was about 5 years old. I know the risk of encountering zombie pirates or a Victorian sex killer cutting about in a horse and carriage is low but it still gets me on edge. There's also James Herbert's "The Fog", where everybody goes mad who breathes it in; I remember there being an amount of shagging involved. Stephen King's "The Mist" as well, where the main character gets to bone a local at the mere suggestion that his wife might be in some kind of danger. So, y'know, swings and roundabouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm just out for a stiff walk in the mist, what number house is the Parrs? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm just out for a stiff walk in the mist, what number house is the Parrs? Grimbo I'm going for a tramp in the woods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) I'm going for a tramp in the woods.Did you meet him through Tinder? Edited January 9, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm just out for a stiff w**k in the mist, what number house is the Parrs? Grimbo Maybe it's me, maybe it's you, but that's how I initially read your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I don't really know where I should put this tbh. Playing 5's last night and it was fucking freezing. Obviously nobody warmed up and were pulling up etc.. About 20 minutes in I went for a wee run and heard a pop in my leg. It wasn't sore but gradually got sore. That's now on my leg, it's sore to touch but I only get pain if my knee is bent at less than ninety degrees. Anybody got any idea what the fùck I've done? I can stretch it no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I don't know why the image uploaded like that, perhaps I'm on the internet doctors bed. Please don't finger me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Flicking through the TV channels and stopped for a bit of Storage Hunters. I never knew they done a UK version, it's honestly one of the worst things I've ever seen. Fake as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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