KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 My big toe.. Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I've just sold an Aquascutum shirt to a guy on Facebook, sent him my PayPal address which he somehow got wrong and sent the money to somebody else in Friends and Family so I doubt he can get it back. He then re-sent me the money to my correct PayPal. He has effectively paid near full price for the shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I bought an Argentina top a few years ago for ฿100 (£2) from our local Tuesday night market. Noticed when I got home that it had the EPL badge sewn on the sleeve. I've got a suspicion it may not be genuine. When Mario Balotelli used to play for Man City, we were on a Med' cruise* & one of the trips out was to the leaning tower of Piza, just outside the tower area there was a tourist souveniry market. They had the worst fake Man City shirt, where the club badge should be it just said "club badge here". I had to buy it. Grimbo Eta oh no I forgot to add it on the items lost insurance form. * I loved that car that "mysteriously" got stolen & set on fire, just a short walk from our house. Her very expensive Mink coat that was left in the boot got burnt to a crisp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 My big toe.. Pics or GTF Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I've just sold an Aquascutum shirt to a guy on Facebook, sent him my PayPal address which he somehow got wrong and sent the money to somebody else in Friends and Family so I doubt he can get it back. He then re-sent me the money to my correct PayPal. He has effectively paid near full price for the shirt. He'll be even more shocked when you send him a jobby as opposed to the shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Heard about the sad news of tv actor Gareth Thomas passing away on Wednesday. Blakes 7 was one of my favourite TV series of the 70's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 When Mario Balotelli used to play for Man City, we were on a Med' cruise* ... How did you pay for that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 How did you pay for that? With a €20 note. The shirt was only a tenner but I also got a couple of novelty wonky tower ashtrays. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 This morning I received an email from the girl I lost my virginity to. She's back in Scotland in a few weeks and asked if I wanted to meet up. I've not seen her in 8 years and am a bit unsure whether to go or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 (edited) This morning I received an email from the girl I lost my virginity to. She's back in Scotland in a few weeks and asked if I wanted to meet up. I've not seen her in 8 years and am a bit unsure whether to go or not. It's her kid's 7th birthday. edit: I'm not actually sure if the maths there work or not. f**k it. Edited April 15, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I last had my penis in her in May 2006 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 This morning I received an email from the girl I lost my virginity to. She's back in Scotland in a few weeks and asked if I wanted to meet up. I've not seen her in 8 years and am a bit unsure whether to go or not. Yes if there is a chance for sex. No otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I last had my penis in her in May 2006 So it's probably unlikely that she's looking for a return leg. I'd say I was busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Whoops. http://profit.ndtv.com/news/life-and-careers/article-man-deletes-his-whole-company-after-typing-wrong-code-1395847 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Skin peeling around the fingernails is annoying- What's that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Skin peeling around the fingernails is annoying- What's that all about? ^^^ Random Guy rival 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Skin peeling around the fingernails is annoying- What's that all about? Cut your fingernails ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Skin peeling around the fingernails is annoying- What's that all about? Get those nails cut you utter fucking tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Get those nails cut you utter fucking tramp. Nah, they're not my nails. My hauns are like shovels. 3 times that size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Nah, they're not my nails. My hauns are like shovels. 3 times that size. *phew* Had you down as a mink there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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