Cerberus Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Did you shave your legs for your holiday? Did you use claims direct for the accident that left you with gammy feet? Side note: pick a hotel that has guaranteed topless burds. There are a lot of topless men about. Maybe that's his preference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 http://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/food/a-history-of-square-sausage-including-a-recipe-for-making-your-own/ Have at it, boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1466326369.526535.jpg This is my view.. You've got nae knees, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Miguel owes us royalties for inventing his procedure I'm Vietnamese mate, not Spanish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 (edited) So, through a catalogue of disasters we arrived slightly later than planned at Malaga airport, the check in queue was collosal and security was an absolute farce and we missed our flight home. We're currently £550 down on new flights tomorrow and a hotel for the night. The receptionist at the hotel took pity on us and there was a couple of cold beers waiting on is in the room though. Edited June 19, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Kyle Falconer is a tit who should have his hands cut off and his mouth sewn shut.Kyle is actually a good c**t. Just a young laddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 He's 29 years old FFS. Young laddie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 You have pig's trotters for feet. They look more like flippers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 So, through a catalogue of disasters we arrived slightly later than planned at Malaga airport, the check in queue was collosal and security was an absolute farce and we missed our flight home. We're currently £550 down on new flights tomorrow and a hotel for the night. The receptionist at the hotel took pity on us and there was a couple of cold beers waiting on is in the room though. ASA, Sfa and FIFA indicate they are the same flights, so you've been duped again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Kyle Falconer's a good guy, really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 (edited) I recall you exhibiting tremendous sympathy and sadness on Twitter. Is this a similar case? With all due respect to that one. That was an obvious pumping. Now the full internet knows she got pumped. Edited June 19, 2016 by Busta Nut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 This flitting from new P&B to old P&B is a bit shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 This flitting from new P&B to old P&B is a bit shit. Especially when Fide creates a thread about wanting to touch tips in George Square. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 What's all this about fide fighting folk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 (edited) This looks like an excellent sport. ETA - Watch it on mute. Edited June 20, 2016 by gavin_3110 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Rugby players have taken over the hotel. Some tournament on this week. Didn't realise how many of them think that drinking each other's piss is a good way to get girls back to the room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I was just contemplating my tragic love life. I was seeing a Lithuanian girl a couple of years ago. The 'relationship' only lasted a couple of months. To tell the truth, it was always destined to fail. She was very good-looking (out of my league in that sense) but she was also a bit mad and she couldn't speak English very well. Nonetheless, she was a dancer and she was doing a 'professional cookery' course. I never really felt a connection with her and I wasn't really attracted to anything apart from her physical appearance. Anyway, I've been reminiscing. I just had a brief look at some of our previous conversations on Facebook. Here's one of them, from the very early stages of our lengthy two-month stint together: Her: come to my place cuz I am in a such as amazing mood right now! Me: I'm in bed. Not a good time. You can blend something for me tomorrow though. I'm so excited about this new blender. Her: If you came here I would Me: You really wouldn't want me to come over right now. I'd fall asleep in your house. Her: I am in a good mood I wouldn't let u to sleep Me: Night night. Sleep well x I'm hopeless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Kick yourself in the pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 (edited) Lithuanian dancer wanting boned and you wouldn't go round? THAT'S why it failed and that's why you're still single. Eta. You disgust me TRS. Edited June 20, 2016 by tree house tam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Good choice. She was going to blend your cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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