philpy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I bought a wee tub of lurpak last week, but only because the wife had bought a white loaf. Butter is better on toast than those health spreads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I can't recall the last time I had toast. Will have to fire up the toaster soon. I've got some peanut butter in the cupboard. I always have a layer of speed underneth any topping I put on toast (usually Golden Shredless, peanut butter or blueberry jam). And I drink semi skimmed milk. Blue top is sickly sweet and makes me feel ill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I always have a layer of speed underneth any topping I put on toast FÙCK EH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I can't recall the last time I had toast. Will have to fire up the toaster soon. I've got some peanut butter in the cupboard. I always have a layer of speed underneth any topping I put on toast (usually Golden Shredless, peanut butter or blueberry jam). And I drink semi skimmed milk. Blue top is sickly sweet and makes me feel ill Aff his nut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 (edited) Clearly I meant spread. I've never done speed, let alone on toast Edited July 17, 2016 by DA Baracus I'm a mongo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I hope that this wasn't one of you lot. Australian man admits to amateur testicle surgery http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36781296 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I'm watching Ross Kemp : The fight against Isis on Sky1. Not usually a fan of his programs but seeing folk actively attempting to shoot him and him run like he's shit himself is actually good tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 25 minutes ago, Deeboy said: I'm watching Ross Kemp : The fight against Isis on Sky1. Not usually a fan of his programs but seeing folk actively attempting to shoot him and him run like he's shit himself is actually good tv. I watched that too. The Kurdish commander with the Range Rover (RIP - spolier, sorry) was a cool dude. He joked "IS have put me right off Islam" and showed off his multiple bullet scars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 There's another one on now, it's got 19 year old women (wid) fighters and folk are still shooting at Ross Kemp. Boys took it up a notch. Fair play. He keeps saying 'flatly' and I keep expecting some light footed Irishman to come dancing across the field though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Terrible dancer, shit voice and terrible fashion sense but some tunes the boy Drake churns out. And he's shagged RiRi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Definitely PTTGOYN for refrigerated ketchup. A fucking disgraceful act. The mrs keeps the eggs in the fridge. Not neccessary IMO but cant get excited. Ketchup though. Not on my watch. It says on the back of ketchup 'refrigerate after opening', that's why I do it. Given that they make the stuff, I'm inclined to take their advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 It says on the back of ketchup 'refrigerate after opening', that's why I do it. Given that they make the stuff, I'm inclined to take their advice. I bet you throw stuff out just because it goes past its sell by date too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 'Best before', no.'Use by', yes. Even when it's clearly not off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Just now, jmothecat said: Even when it's clearly not off? Do you eat bread with mould? Its only penicillin after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Do you eat bread with mould? Its only penicillin after all. No. I remember living in halls and one of my flatmates had a tendency to try to throw out milk when it went past its use by date, even when it smelt and tasted fine. Just couldn't figure that one out at all.Mould I get. Things like cheese I would personally just cut off the mouldy bit, but I understand why it's off-putting, but perfectly good food, without mould, being thrown out just seems bizarre to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Define 'off'? Smells, discoloured or mouldy. Depends on the item.Milk for example. Saturday's date, but it smells fine, looks fine, give it a wee sip and it tastes normal. Throw it out or keep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 17 minutes ago, jmothecat said: I bet you throw stuff out just because it goes past its sell by date too. How much would you bet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Milk for example. Saturday's date, but it smells fine, looks fine, give it a wee sip and it tastes normal. Throw it out or keep? Keep. My milk always seems to last a day or two beyond it's use by date. Maybe my fridge is slightly too cold or whatever, but it tastes perfectly fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, jmothecat said: No. I remember living in halls and one of my flatmates had a tendency to try to throw out milk when it went past its use by date, even when it smelt and tasted fine. Just couldn't figure that one out at all. Mould I get. Things like cheese I would personally just cut off the mouldy bit, but I understand why it's off-putting, but perfectly good food, without mould, being thrown out just seems bizarre to me. Blue cheese is mouldy and lovely as well, though I agree, just cut off the mould from cheddar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 From that picture gunther appears to be using a measuring jug as a gravy boat. Shocking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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