Things you want to share with P&B

[paranoid android]

The nights are fair drawin' in.

[Honest_Man#1]

2 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Is there any veg in that? It just looks beige.

What a terrible 'meal' to serve your kids. No veg at all.

[Black and White Tragic]

What a terrible 'meal' to serve your kids. No veg at all.

Steady with your "lack of veg feeding your kids shaming" there matey. They had strawberries with their ice cream for afters. So that provided their one a day.

[supermik]

1 hour ago, Dazzle said:

I have a bad feeling the postie has just fancied them and signed it himself. 

I had a woman knock at my door last week asking about a parcel that she had been told was left for her at my house. She lives 40 house numbers from me! Needless to say I knew sweet fa about her package.

[Black and White Tragic]

I had a woman knock at my door last week asking about a parcel that she had been told was left for her at my house. She lives 40 house numbers from me! Needless to say I knew sweet fa about her package.

What was it? Anything good?

[supermik]

She never said.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

14 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said:

What was it? Anything good?

A double ender.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

I have no idea what the girl on the right is doing.

 

[Black and White Tragic]

I have no idea what the girl on the right is doing.

 

Training for her veterinary practical exam?

[18May1991]

13 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said:

Making a Korma this evening I realised I had no rice or Naan bread.

Looking through the cupboards I searched for something else to take up the slack.

I have created a fusion of Indian and Chinese cuisine, delightfully. I give you Korma fried noodles.

I have to say kids cleared their plates, thoroughly recommend.

I should do my own cookbook.

Ignore the abuse. That looks great.

Couple of slices of bread and there's a chicken korma noodle sandwich right there. 

[throbber]

Been drinking for the best part of a month and had a few again at weekend and now going to go on a health kick. Hoping to lose a stone within a month.

[Grim O'Grady]

Attempt 2 for my Doyley Artwork, no phone call yet but I am on the bus. 

Grimbo 

[Grim O'Grady]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

Been drinking for the best part of a month and had a few again at weekend and now going to go on a health kick. Hoping to lose a stone within a month.

Korma noodle surprise should lose you half a stone. The recipe is available. 

Grimbo 

[KnightswoodBear]

7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Regardless of how shite that dinner looks, we all know that it probably tastes good. No point getting on the high horse.

Would eat.

I'd like to be the first to disagree with that.

[Swarley]

Now that the Fives is no more maybe Div could organise The Great P&B Bake Off?

[smpar]

23 minutes ago, Swarley said:

Now that the Fives is no more maybe Div could organise The Great P&B Bake Off?

I've been (jokingly, but not quite jokingly at the same time) asked to bake something to bring to a uni class on Thursday. Open to suggestions. 

[Shandon Par]

22 minutes ago, Swarley said:

Now that the Fives is no more maybe Div could organise The Great P&B Bake Off?

The great P&B..

Fight Club 
Bake Off 
Raft race
Home made bogey/cart race

I'm sure we could come up with an alternative to Fives. 

 

 

 

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, smpar said:

I've been (jokingly, but not quite jokingly at the same time) asked to bake something to bring to a uni class on Thursday. Open to suggestions. 

My wife is a fine cake baker and I am easily bribed. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

20 minutes ago, smpar said:

I've been (jokingly, but not quite jokingly at the same time) asked to bake something to bring to a uni class on Thursday. Open to suggestions. 

Tell them to f**k off.

[Swarley]

My wife is a fine cake baker and I am easily bribed. 

{ insert crude joke about how we all enjoyed her sticky buns }