throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 You have one. Its only a matter of time before she is chasing you. Probably with a very large hunting knife/some sort of powered cutting equipment You talking about my girlfriend or our stalker across the road? I'm going to have 9 beers today and a half bottle of wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 You talking about my girlfriend or our stalker across the road? I'm going to have 9 beers today and a half bottle of wine. Njord was you five years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Njord was you five years ago. I'm not living in a biffa bin though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I'm not living in a biffa bin though. Give it five years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm not living in a biffa bin though. He's got an RV. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Give it five years. Don't think so - I have got to a point when I've just accepted that I like to drink but need to do it slightly less. Don't drink through the week and today/ yesterday isn't happening every weekend so it's not really developing into anything serious. Sometimes I wonder if you even like to drink the amount you criticise others for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I'm just back from Carfin Grotto. Very disappointed Santa wasn't there, although there's loads of photos and statues of him before he was fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 The wifie opposite probably thinks it some GCHQ/Mensa test. Looks at throbbers clothes line and trys to decipher: Sock, sock, boxers, sock, sock, sock, jeans, sock, sock, sock, wummins things, sock, sock, shirt, sock, boxers, sock, bed sheet, sock, sock, sock. Answer... w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Go home njord you are drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 38 minutes ago, throbber said: Go home njord you are drunk. I am home.... And wine box untouched . yet. Throbs, you seem on the cusp of being one of us full blown borderline boys, and that of a whimpering Hitchcock/Stephen King windower mess. Fuckin choose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Is this supposed to mean something or make sense? It means that through personal experience, I know that nobody opens their curtains in EH6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I think throbber lives opposite Wunfellaffs mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I think throbber lives opposite Wunfellaffs mum. Might be the same person..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I think throbber lives opposite Wunfellaffs mum. Well he must have lived in a cemetery since before he was born.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Been dotting around Caithness on work duty for four days with another two to go. It really is a truly boring part of the world, living off of either i) just being at the end of a tedious road, ii) people just wanting to get to Orkney asap, or iii) a nuclear site placed in the area the government thought would be best bit to kill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) See number 126, Russ Abbott is wanted in connection with the trouble at the cup final. I'm disappointed in Russ, but what an atmosphere it must've been. His wife Diane will be mortified. Edited October 17, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Continuing the theme of Old Age Hooligans, I was painting a window frame in my new gaff yesterday and saw an old boy walking up the street. Well into his seventies, white hair protruding from his flat cap, walking stick, but something about him jarred. As he got closer I realised he was wearing one of these: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Did he want some? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 52 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Did he want some? I ducked down until he was gone. I've had an OAP try to batter me before and it's not an experience I wish to re-live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I ducked down until he was gone. I've had an OAP try to batter me before and it's not an experience I wish to re-live. Shandon getting battered about the ring: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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