Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: What the hell is it? A homeless gastropod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 What the hell is it? It was a snail but it it jumped out on me from a bush and I accidentally stood on it. Self defense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 9 hours ago, Romeo said: It was a snail but it it jumped out on me from a bush and I accidentally stood on it. Self defense. First step to becoming a serial killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 So.........There was this tortoise walking along the pavement minding its own business when it was set upon by a gang of snails. PC Plod was sent for and proceeded to take a statement from the tortoise. "What actually happened here" he asked. "I'm not sure, officer," the tortoise replied. "It all happened so quickly" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Cage diving.... f**k. That. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Romeo said: It was a snail but it it jumped out on me from a bush and I accidentally stood on it. Self defense. Snails are going to get you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I have a confession to make. It wasn't my fault. I was on my way home, walking along the path and he just ran out in front of me. [emoji22] Snails are creepy fucks. Victimless crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I ordered a few things off of Sports Direct the other day and paid £6 to get it delivered. I was out all day yesterday at the football but my girlfriend was in and the company yodel got in touch to say my package had been delivered but it wasn't delivered here. Going to have to chase them up tomorrow but I don't understand where it can have gone to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I ordered a few things off of Sports Direct the other day and paid £6 to get it delivered. I was out all day yesterday at the football but my girlfriend was in and the company yodel got in touch to say my package had been delivered but it wasn't delivered here. Going to have to chase them up tomorrow but I don't understand where it can have gone to. You do live in EH6. A Sports Direct package will be a highly sought after item. Your creepy neighbour will be staring at you from under a Lonsdale hoodie later on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 You do live in EH6. A Sports Direct package will be a highly sought after item. Your creepy neighbour will be staring at you from under a Lonsdale hoodie later on. She was at her window again yesterday and stuck her fingers up at my girlfriend and her friend. I think we're going to have to contact someone about her as it's gone far beyond a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 She was at her window again yesterday and stuck her fingers up at my girlfriend and her friend. I think we're going to have to contact someone about her as it's gone far beyond a joke. Nobody likes a grass, throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, throbber said: She was at her window again yesterday and stuck her fingers up at my girlfriend and her friend. I think we're going to have to contact someone about her as it's gone far beyond a joke. The auld coot might be deaf and she's using BSL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 What is this woman's problem with you and Mrs Throbs and how this issue all begin? She stays across from us and one floor higher and stares into our flat all the time. We have double doors in our sitting room and our couch is near them so she can see right in. It started off as just seeing her face and we commented on how creepy she looked but now a few months have gone by it's pretty clear she isn't right in the head and is actually harassing us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, throbber said: She stays across from us and one floor higher and stares into our flat all the time. We have double doors in our sitting room and our couch is near them so she can see right in. It started off as just seeing her face and we commented on how creepy she looked but now a few months have gone by it's pretty clear she isn't right in the head and is actually harassing us. Or to look at it another way.... A lassie looks out of her window occasionally (it is what they are for), and sees a couple continually staring up at her, even though she us a floor above and they can't see in . So they aren't being nosey about furniture etc. They are looking at her ! That's creepy enough to keep checking if the couple are doing it all the time, which it seems they are. Buy curtains ya leither. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I have curtains which I occasionally like to have open m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) 46 minutes ago, throbber said: I have curtains which I occasionally like to have open m9. I have/had (who knows the current status, I don't) a flat in EH6. I know that if I opened the curtains, there was 2 invariables. 1/ there is NO sunshine on Leith. 2/ you are looking at Leith. Nice try M1 impossible... Edited October 16, 2016 by Njord Auto correct made Leith 'Leigh' which is possible... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 That "volcano clap" thing is a pile of w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I have/had (who knows the current status, I don't) a flat in EH6. I know that if I opened the curtains, there was 2 invariables. 1/ there is NO sunshine on Leigh. 2/ you are looking at Leigh. Nice try M1 impossible... What an absolutely strange thing to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 What an absolutely strange thing to say. He's probably halfway through a bottle of turps so give him some slack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 He's probably halfway through a bottle of turps so give him some slack. I could probably do with a chaser myself just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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