WeAreElgin Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 My hotel in Bristol overlooks a sex shop. Not sure what to make of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 My hotel in Bristol overlooks a sex shop. Not sure what to make of this. Semen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 13 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: My hotel in Bristol overlooks a sex shop. Not sure what to make of this. The most of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 14 minutes ago, blackislekillie said: The most of it. Simply Pleasure or Nice 'n Naughty...my mate was to know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Semen. As a father of three I feel this is terrible advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Simply Pleasure or Nice 'n Naughty...my mate was to know? you still down in the Manc' Sarge? If you haven't already, take a stroll down Fairfield St, down the side of Piccadilly train Station. I used to frequent the Star & Garter pub on Smiths Nights, I used to get a few offers for business on my way hame, but I was too pished & it was far to late to take any of the lasses hame to sort out my plumbing & besides I doubt they were Corgi registered? Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Speaking of meat, I had a massive steak the other night. There wasn't much change from a tenner but it was worth every penny. The one on the left was a decent size as well. I see you went mental with the onions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: you still down in the Manc' Sarge? If you haven't already, take a stroll down Fairfield St, down the side of Piccadilly train Station. I used to frequent the Star & Garter pub on Smiths Nights, I used to get a few offers for business on my way hame, but I was too pished & it was far to late to take any of the lasses hame to sort out my plumbing & besides I doubt they were Corgi registered? Grimbo What do you take me for? I was going to go to the Droylsden game tonight, but I was soaked twice already. Does it ever stop fucking raining. 3 times I've been this year and it's been torrential. I seen on the news Victoria Station roof fell in because of it. Anyway, Star and Garter you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What do you take me for? I was going to go to the Droylsden game tonight, but I was soaked twice already. Does it ever stop fucking raining. 3 times I've been this year and it's been torrential. I seen on the news Victoria Station roof fell in because of it. Anyway, Star and Garter you say? I reserve the right to remain silent. Droylsden is a shithole. No it doesn't stop raining, people don't believe me when I tell them I moved up here for the weather. Vicky station used to be gorgeous until they annexed it with that monstrous arena & ran the trams through it, wankers. The S&G only opens at weekends, it's a cracking indie music venue. A gem of a place, though it's under threat from the Picc' train station redevelopment, wankers. If you get chance pop in for a pint, it's a real part of Manchester's musical heritage, if you see Andy, tell him I sent you, he'll probably bar you but hey-ho it's something to tell the grandkids eh? Grimbo Edited October 18, 2016 by Grim O'Grady -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: I reserve the right to remain silent. Droylsden is a shithole. No it doesn't stop raining, people don't believe me when I tell them I moved up here for the weather. Vicky station used to be gorgeous until they annexed it with that monstrous arena & ran the trams through it, wankers. The S&G only opens at weekends, it's a cracking indie music venue. A gem of a place, though it's under thrat from the Picc' train station redevelopment, wankers. If you get chance pop in for a pint, it's a real part of Manchester's musical heritage, if you see Andy, tell him I sent you, he'll probably bar you but hey-ho it's something to tell the grandkids eh? Grimbo Where were you around 16:30? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-37694399 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Where were you around 16:30? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-37694399 I reserve the right to remain silent. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: I reserve the right to remain silent. Droylsden is a shithole. No it doesn't stop raining, people don't believe me when I tell them I moved up here for the weather. Vicky station used to be gorgeous until they annexed it with that monstrous arena & ran the trams through it, wankers. The S&G only opens at weekends, it's a cracking indie music venue. A gem of a place, though it's under threat from the Picc' train station redevelopment, wankers. If you get chance pop in for a pint, it's a real part of Manchester's musical heritage, if you see Andy, tell him I sent you, he'll probably bar you but hey-ho it's something to tell the grandkids eh? Grimbo I come back on Friday. The forecast is for dry weather until then, I'll believe it when I see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 8 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said: the old ones are the best eh, Johnny, still makes me chuckle mind. Grimbo 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: What's with you going around the forum posting shite jokes everywhere over the last couple of days? This was an old Chic Murray joke recycled here by Michael Caine. Excellent interview here with Parky - not often you see Connolly upstaged : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1suYHk4-JmU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: This was an old Chic Murray joke recycled here by Michael Caine. Excellent interview here with Parky - not often you see Connolly upstaged : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1suYHk4-JmU I never knew that about the origins of marmalade? Every day is an educational joy. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I come back on Friday. The forecast is for dry weather until then, I'll believe it when I see it. shame, here's the place... Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 reasons why Australia is the greatest nation on Earth. 1) Cold rooms in their off licences. 2) Went for a haircut this morning and was told to help myself to beers from the fridge whilst I was waiting. At 9 o'clock in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: 2 reasons why Australia is the greatest nation on Earth. 1) Cold rooms in their off licences. 2) Went for a haircut this morning and was told to help myself to beers from the fridge whilst I was waiting. At 9 o'clock in the morning. I see an alcohol related theme here. I assume you'll be a fan of the drive-thru carry oot shops? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 41 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I see an alcohol related theme here. I assume you'll be a fan of the drive-thru carry oot shops? That's number 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 reasons why Australia is the greatest nation on Earth. 1) Cold rooms in their off licences. 2) Went for a haircut this morning and was told to help myself to beers from the fridge whilst I was waiting. At 9 o'clock in the morning. Yeah but what about the SPIDERS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 reasons why Australia is the greatest nation on Earth. 1) Cold rooms in their off licences. 2) Went for a haircut this morning and was told to help myself to beers from the fridge whilst I was waiting. At 9 o'clock in the morning. Shame about the people that occupy the country though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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