Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Also, whoever decided to let pensioners travel on an online ticketed and code based system for free should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: That just shows how fucked we are when our mobile's die. Too true. A few years ago I had a blowout on the A9 in a blizzard, no spare, only one of those stupid silicone things as much use as a chocolate teapot. Managed a quick call to a mate with location and phone died during the call. Dread to think what would have happened if it had died before it. Was a company blackberry and was showing 50% charge, but I subsequently discovered the thing was fucked and would die anywhere between 50% and 20% charge showing. No wonder they're defunct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Hopefully Sunday can make up for this awful experience. Glasgow and I do not get along, there's nearly always some form of disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 This is Pastor joke. http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/buckley-pastors-accidentally-risqu-church-11973976 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 45 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: This is Pastor joke. http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/buckley-pastors-accidentally-risqu-church-11973976 Reverend Bob should learn how to spell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 ^^^ grass. Don't tarnish me with the same brush as old man danger. Policeman: "can you describe the gentleman that exited the vehicle"Monkman: "Not really, it was dark and I was busy on the phone to yourselves."Policeman "would you be able to identify him again"Monkman: "I don't think so" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Sunshine on leith is a cracking song. Hibee brethren have good taste in music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 (edited) 11 hours ago, MONKMAN said: About an hour ago driving home I stumbled across a white Mercedes sprinter van on its side, blocking a country road, just outside Dumfries. There was debris all over the place; trees, hedges and smashed up white van scattered all over the road. There was also guy stuck inside the van, booting f**k out the windscreen in his attempt to get out. Another vehicle had pulled up, and the occupants of this vehicle were trying to reassure the guy that he'd be okay while I phoned emergency services. Whilst on the phone, the guy managed to free himself from the cabin via a now kicked in windscreen. He stumbled about for a bit, looking a bit worse for wear. Then the fucker legged it up the road out of nowhere. A minute or two later in the distance, another car pulled up he got in and it tore off. I'm assuming he was pissed. As a result, I've then had to spend the best part of an hour, having small talk with the other 2 passers by, while waiting on the police and giving statements etc as they informed me I wasn't allowed to leave. It was fucking freezing as well and the police were in no hurry when they arrived. On the sick from Croydon Trams now trying out as a delivery driver? Edited November 25, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I saw a kingfisher on the Kelvin today. What made it even better was that I'd just passed someone in a portable hide with a zoom lens poking out the front. I wish I had a zoom lens at times though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: What made it even better was that I'd just passed someone in a portable hide with a zoom lens poking out the front. @throbber through in Glasgow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I saw a kingfisher on the Kelvin today. I wish I had a zoom lens at times though... Love kingfishers. Here's a female from the Water of Leith in January of this year (after a bit of image enhancement), taken with a medium-sized zoom. Watched a male KF fishing (successfully) on Sunday, about quarter of a mile upstream from the photo. Only had the phone camera with me and couldn't get a good photo. Halcyon days, indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, sugna said: Love kingfishers. Here's a female from the Water of Leith in January of this year (after a bit of image enhancement), taken with a medium-sized zoom. Watched a male KF fishing (successfully) on Sunday, about quarter of a mile upstream from the photo. Only had the phone camera with me and couldn't get a good photo. Halcyon days, indeed. Cracking picture m8. I saw one in Kelvingrove park a few months ago swooping down and catching a wee fish. Far too quick to even get the phone out. Edited November 25, 2016 by jagfox99 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Is this the most Aussie of Aussies? Is this indicative of Australian news programming? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Is this the most Aussie of Aussies? Is this indicative of Australian news programming? Tidy Aussie Newsreaders & MILFs threads for this pish. I've no sound on this PC so I'm imagining Daniel is @Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Tidy Aussie Newsreaders & MILFs threads for this pish. I've no sound on this PC so I'm imagining Daniel is @Dee Man Na, I was the guy that crashed the car and told him not to be a hero. Daniel is a grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Na, I was the guy that crashed the car and told him not to be a hero. Daniel is a grass. He's a fucking hero mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Lorded for grassing, that place really is upside down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 It's a pity he lived next to a chip shop all his days instead of a dentist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Strongbow Dark Fruits, though it's a half-decent beverage, is ridiculously overrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, smpar said: Strongbow Dark Fruits, though it's a half-decent beverage, is ridiculously overrated. Overrated in comparison to your favoured Bacardi Breezer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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