Mark Connolly Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 45 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Ordered a take away for dinner, came to £7.90, said to the guy "take £9 mate" and handed him a tenner, the guy looked at his change, looked at me, back to the change and said "what would that be?" Ive never encountered stupidity of that magnitude before I presume it was a delivery rather than you being in the shop for the takeaway, so I'll ask: what on earth were you able to get for just £7.90? Was it one dish? Are you a "hoose rice"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 hour ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Ordered a take away for dinner, came to £7.90, said to the guy "take £9 mate" and handed him a tenner, the guy looked at his change, looked at me, back to the change and said "what would that be?" Ive never encountered stupidity of that magnitude before Why didn't you just give him a tenner you tight c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Rugster said: Why didn't you just give him a tenner you tight c**t. He's giving the pound to an American. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Already booked my tickets for Trainspotting on the 27th. I'm not much of a film person but I can't fucking wait for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Where are you watching it? I'm going to book to watch in Ocean Terminal. Aberdeen, mate. Cineworld in Union Square. I went for the last showing on the opening night and pretty much had the pick of the seats (only something like 4 have been sold already). Think they'll go quick in the last week or so running up to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Kool Keith said: Suspected suicide attempt on Albert Street in Leith just now. I'm not exaggerating when I say there is at least 5 police vans, 4 cars and 5 ambulances for the one person where the street's been shut off. Think it might be an arab that just woke up on a couch and remembered the game last night. http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/albert-street-closed-off-after-armed-man-blocks-himself-in-flat-1-4334134 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I'm fucking arseholed. My mates have gone to the bar to get shots. This might be my last post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Edinburgh is a terrible day out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Edinburgh is a terrible day out Really? There's so much to do here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 15 minutes ago, lichtie23 said: Edinburgh is a terrible day out 1 minute ago, jmothecat said: Really? There's so much to do here. He's just pissed off that cremation is the norm, Burke and Hare had it easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Golf is a stupid fucking game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Golf is a stupid fucking game. I could tell you where you're going wrong but you have to be in the cleek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Zen Archer said: I could tell you where you're going wrong but you have to be in the cleek. I think he has it nailed - one magnificent game making you think you've cracked it, immediately followed by by a performance that even Stephen Hawking would laugh at. Congratulations Dee Man, you are a golfer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Beginners luck run out? Apparently so. Trees, lakes and bunkers can GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Went out for a 'few drinks' after work yesterday. Safe to say I'm in the dog house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Sitting in the barbers, place is pretty busy for a Sunday, only one member of staff on and I'm sure the guy is going slow as f**k just to piss everyone off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Went out for a 'few drinks' after work yesterday. Safe to say I'm in the dog house. Think you should have probably blanked out you phone number too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Just now, just me 2 said: Think you should have probably blanked out you phone number too! That's the sender's number 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Think you should have probably blanked out you phone number too! Already saved it in my phone. Top, top work from Jimmy although i think more details should be forthcoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Heading home now. This could very well be the last time you ever hear from the 7th best poster in the entire history of this website. Sure that'll please many of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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