Miguel Sanchez Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Football would be better if it was a contact sport. Guy running into the box? Bodycheck. Take him out. Anything that doesn't involve leaping or hitting out with arms and legs should be legal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I made a cake. Mumsnet for this pish.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I made a cake. Mumsnet for this pish.. Looks no bad actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 12 hours ago, itzdrk said: Chucked fags the day, replaced it with a vape its just no the same. Each to their own and all that but when I decided to chuck the fags last month I just stopped smoking. Switching yer nicotine addiction for something else seems a bit pointless does it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Must be something in the water, I chucked the fags on Tuesday. Gone with patches and the wee lozenges things. No slip-ups so far, coughing like fuck though, lungs in need of a good cleaning out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 15 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd expect a handjob for that price. I offered him a fiver and a wank, but he wasn't having it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 (edited) Norah Jones is Ravi Shankar's daughter. Am I the last person on the planet to find this out? Edited February 11, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Norah Jones is Ravi Shanker's daughter. Am I the last person on the planet to find this out? She's Ravi Shankar's daughter. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: She's Ravi Shankar's daughter. You're welcome. Unlike a poster to quibble over an 'E', though. Post updated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I've got a spare room with a desk in it. Thanks to this thread I'm going to start calling it the study. I now have a laundry room, a study, and a bathroom that I use exclusively for shaving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I've got a spare room with a desk in it. Thanks to this thread I'm going to start calling it the study. Cheap b*****d, JJJJ. Buy a few Ladybirds and call it The Library. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Cheap b*****d, JJJJ. Buy a few Ladybirds and call it The Library. I've got a spare room with a desk and a bookshelf in it. Thanks to this thread I'm going to start calling it the study library. I now have a laundry room, a study library, and a bathroom that I use exclusively for shaving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I've got a spare room with a desk and a bookshelf in it. Thanks to this thread I'm going to start calling it the study library. I now have a laundry room, a study library, and a bathroom that I use exclusively for shaving. You're half way to being a decent bloke. When I bought/renovated Kinky Heights (a smallish 3 bed flat) I made the then shower room "blokes only" and installed an American style pissoire and decorated it with white and black tiling. The lassies have their own bathroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Arbroath FC [emoji170] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 4 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Norah Jones is Ravi Shankar's daughter. Am I the last person on the planet to find this out? Also, Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones' daughter. As far as I'm aware though, Quincy Jones is not related to Ravi Shankar. Or Tom Jones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Turned the big Hawaii , oh, two hours ago. Yippie kai aaa mutherfukkers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 11 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Each to their own and all that but when I decided to chuck the fags last month I just stopped smoking. Switching yer nicotine addiction for something else seems a bit pointless does it not? Great for you if you can just turn it off like a tap and stop. I tried before and was climbing the walls by bedtime on day 1 not for me. Gradually reducing the intake and saving cash will do for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 hour ago, itzdrk said: Great for you if you can just turn it off like a tap and stop. I tried before and was climbing the walls by bedtime on day 1 not for me. Gradually reducing the intake and saving cash will do for me. Not like a tap at all. I felt ill, couldn't sleep, my, em, "digestive" system went haywire, it really was torture and I hated every second of it. But it only lasted four days. After that there's no physical addiction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Fair fucks. No sure i could face work with that. I'll maybe look into having the worst weeks holiday OAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 28 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Fair fucks. No sure i could face work with that. I'll maybe look into having the worst weeks holiday OAT I done it when I had three days off. Also emptied my bank account so I couldn't buy fags. Told my mates to ignore any requests for a loan of money if I asked. Told all my pals who smoke to steer clear. Genuinely amazed I never ended up collecting doubts at the bus stop... Worth it. Although still can't sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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