Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I hope its Prince Andrews head rather than the Queens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 The nick of this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Leith looking resplendent in the sunshine tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Leith looking respondent in the sunshine tonight. Resplendent philpy, resplendent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, philpy said: Leith looking respondent in the sunshine tonight. What's it responding to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Fuxake. Post edited, ersehole. The 3.5 mile walk and the sun must have got to my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Two guys installed decking in my garden today and it took them about 4 hours. Never seen two folk work as quickly and as well as that in a long time (in the pissing rain too). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I had similar a couple of years ago - two lads built a summerhouse in our back garden in about 3 hours on a boiling hot day. Never took anything other than a couple of glasses of water to drink. The rate at which they raised a voluminous erection in my back garden was something to behold tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Booked up for Saints Euro trip but now I've found out Vilnius has a Frank Zappa monument. Not a big deal really but Frank Zappa was the second dance at our wedding. My dad use to play him in the car all the time so by the age of 9 I was belting out lyrics such as "I want a steamy little Jewish PrincessWith over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums" Not having a clue what they meant. My maw use to get mortified by it. Some boy my da'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: I had similar a couple of years ago - two lads built a summerhouse in our back garden in about 3 hours on a boiling hot day. Never took anything other than a couple of glasses of water to drink. The rate at which they raised a voluminous erection in my back garden was something to behold tbh. It was a sight to behold. Took nothing from me, (other than payment obviously) didn't even need to use the bogs. Would have taken me about a week solid to do it, and it would have been wonky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Booked up for Saints Euro trip but now I've found out Vilnius has a Frank Zappa monument. Not a big deal really but Frank Zappa was the second dance at our wedding. My dad use to play him in the car all the time so by the age of 9 I was belting out lyrics such as "I want a steamy little Jewish PrincessWith over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums" Not having a clue what they meant. My maw use to get mortified by it. Some boy my da'. I went to find it when I was in Vilnius, it's a small severed head stuck on a pole in a car park in the middle of nowhere. Great town though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Apparently only two acts at that Manchester thing took a fee. I'm ruling out, Take That, Coldplay, Robbie and Grande for obvious reasons on all.Who would it be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I'm ruling out Bieber because he's a close mate of Grande so she could talk him into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Gallagher because he's a worthless sack of shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 On Sunday night I got that drunk I lost my house keys and slept in a cardboard box on my back doorstep. This was after trying to javelin a garden rake through the window to gain entry, chipping the glass several times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 (edited) 21 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: On Sunday night I got that drunk I lost my house keys and slept in a cardboard box on my back doorstep. This was after trying to javelin a garden rake through the window to gain entry, chipping the glass several times. When I was younger I got absolutely steaming one night and lost the house keys. My Mum and Dad weren't answering the door either, so I went into the garage and put on one of my Dads boiler suits to keep warm and slept on a sunlounger in the garden. I wish I was awake to see my Mums face as she opened the kitchen curtains in the morning. Edited June 20, 2017 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Secretly disappointed you had turned up alive and well probably. I was about 18 so I don't think they had the search party out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 She would have been safe in the knowledge that you weren't with a female anyway. Not all parents are as disappointed as yours, Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Eugene Thundercunt has just popped up on my timeline wishing someone I know a happy birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, MONKMAN said: On Sunday night I got that drunk I lost my house keys and slept in a cardboard box on my back doorstep. This was after trying to javelin a garden rake through the window to gain entry, chipping the glass several times. Well done. Like your style and "can do" attitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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