locheedfcno1 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 This is for all you Dundee folk; polony is shit. Aye cheap shite is. Get it from butchers McDonald's in lochee high street. Best in Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I looked at his feed and was chuckling away at the stuff deej mentions, then I saw this: Then I googled ESSN Scotland:http://www.britishjudo.org.uk/event/east-of-scotland-physical-and-intellectual-disability-judo-open-championships-2016/ East Scotland Special Needs Judo (ESSN) And now I feel guilty. And I blame deej. It's like the time I was laughing at a guest on some weird STV Scottish football show (the type that would have you believe there are only two clubs in Scotland) who had this weird unsettling stare and staccato way of talking and it turned out he'd had a stroke a few months before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Just now, Jmothecat2 said: It's like the time I was laughing at a guest on some weird STV Scottish football show (the type that would have you believe there are only two clubs in Scotland) who had this weird unsettling stare and staccato way of talking and it turned out he'd had a stroke a few months before. If you can't mock the afflicted...etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 (edited) Young Matty from Dundee got banned for this kind of thing. Edited August 20, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I should, in the interests of full disclosure, admit that I only claimed to feel guilty to make myself look good. Actually the twitter feed is still pretty funny even now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 (edited) RE a thing to share with PnB, I was just putting some AA rechargeable batteries into the charger. Whenever I'm doing this, or any similar task, like loading charged batteries into a radio, part of my brain likes to pretend that I'm loading bullets or magazine clips into a gun. Ideally one of the big ones in Aliens. Edited August 20, 2017 by milton75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: They are rather good it has to be said. (the mushrooms, not the skunks) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Black people? @ShandonPar Oi. Some of my favourite rappers are black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Tynieness said: Shandon on a night out... Apart from the white lipstick that's not far off the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 The wean's been playing around with his cheap Chinese talking alarm clock today. It's an absolute goldmine of wonderful Chinglish quotes, one of which seems to have turned up in other devices (see below). Every talking device should feature a script translated via Google, spoken phonetically by a non-English speaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Chippy at lunch time through the week...Martyn Waghorn found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 He'll be as wide as he is tall if he keeps this diet up..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Just what the f**k is a mushroom supper? It can't actually be what it sounds like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 minute ago, lichtie23 said: It looks like it's had a cartoon anvil dropped on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Been on nights and swinging round to days so my body clock is seriously fucked up, but this place is so fucking good that any chance must be taken No take long I can assure you Aye it is. Ask MellaMulla, the sick b*****d. That chippy is fucking magnificent to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Been on nights and swinging round to days so my body clock is seriously fucked up, but this place is so fucking good that any chance must be taken No take long I can assure you Aye it is. Ask MellaMulla, the sick b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramagamma Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I had never really heard of Northumberland till the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The nick of this.... In case you camt see, its a union jack with a red hand in the middle, and the shed door is one of they shite nameplates with Stamford Bridge on it.... In Shetland There used to be a house called 'Ibrox' in Shetland not far from my grandparents house. It could be that one looking at it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The nick of this.... In case you camt see, its a union jack with a red hand in the middle, and the shed door is one of they shite nameplates with Stamford Bridge on it.... In Shetland Another beautiful day in Shetland I see..... ETA - based on the weather in the background NOT the shitey staunch shed in the foreground. Edited August 21, 2017 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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