Gordon EF Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I was just being jovial. The final interview question I got asked at the end of that gruelling day at the assessment centre I mentioned earlier was “how would you show empathy towards a coworker who was having personal problems and struggling to cope with their workload!” What the f**k am I supposed to say to that exactly? Ha. Genuinely didn't see your reply before I posted that. Great minds...f**k knows what they're looking for with these stupid questions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Had a night out at a clash tribute band last night, can’t really remember much but thankfully nothing other than a sore head to report this morning, then I got this 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 On the job interviews, graduate schemes have to be the worst for this. The initial tests and questions you've to answer takes hours for each one. The application process for them is farcically long, it's ridiculous that the interview process for a graduate is more drawn out than it would be for the fucking MD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I've been using pakora farts as a disciplinary tool against the weans today. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Must be about time for a picture of a bestockinged lady sitting on Doug Rougvie whilst apparently trying to cop a feel of Gordon's Strachan's balls. Spoiler Bang on time. I was just saying to the missus “when’s that fucking picture of a bestockinged lady sitting on Doug Rougvie whilst apparently trying to cop a feel of Gordon's Strachan's balls coming onto p&b?” and boom here it is, thank you for being efficient. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Is it too much to hope for a plunge in temperature tonight? https://www.sleepinthepark.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I’m doing the Glasgow Santa Dash tomorrow and have done f**k all training. Just as well there’s a pub at the finish line to help me recover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Re application processes; for a job stacking shelves in Asda I had to pass a 3 stage interview. The first was the online application, which I had actually tried about 4 or 5 times before a couple of years previously with no luck. Despite giving almost exactly the same answers (I used to have a Word document where I had typed up answers to the usual common 'describe a time when..' questions that I often used, usually successfully) I passed. The second stage was a group thing where we had to do stupid shit like build a tower with straws and pitch a product we've invented. Quite what the f**k this had to do with stacking shelves I had no idea. I suppose they thought it was something to do with teamwork, but when you're stacking shelves there isn't actually much teamwork involved. You just take a cage of whatever to where you're told then stack the products. We also had to complete an insulting easy task where we had to go to certain aisles and write down certain products. The third stage was a one on one interview, where they asked shit like what drew me to the job and where I saw myself in a few years. Remember this was for a shelf stacking job. I got the job. Lasted 1 day then jacked it cos I had to get up mental early and just couldn't be arsed with it. Applied for a job at Spar not long after. After filling out the online application the manager called me in to the shop for a short chat, which was informal and was just to see if I was a bam. When he saw I wasn't I got the job. Ended up jacking it after a few months because the new manager was a dick. He called up Scotrail once because I missed a shift due to a hangover and said I had been away and the train was cancelled due to snow. If I'd been fired for that I couldn't really complain, but I just quit instead because the guy was an utter jobsworth widely detested by everyone. Got 2 jobs shortly after (both online applications then interview, both with the same company). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Re application processes; for a job stacking shelves in Asda I had to pass a 3 stage interview. The first was the online application, which I had actually tried about 4 or 5 times before a couple of years previously with no luck. Despite giving almost exactly the same answers (I used to have a Word document where I had typed up answers to the usual common 'describe a time when..' questions that I often used, usually successfully) I passed. The second stage was a group thing where we had to do stupid shit like build a tower with straws and pitch a product we've invented. Quite what the f**k this had to do with stacking shelves I had no idea. I suppose they thought it was something to do with teamwork, but when you're stacking shelves there isn't actually much teamwork involved. You just take a cage of whatever to where you're told then stack the products. We also had to complete an insulting easy task where we had to go to certain aisles and write down certain products. The third stage was a one on one interview, where they asked shit like what drew me to the job and where I saw myself in a few years. Remember this was for a shelf stacking job. I got the job. Lasted 1 day then jacked it cos I had to get up mental early and just couldn't be arsed with it. Applied for a job at Spar not long after. After filling out the online application the manager called me in to the shop for a short chat, which was informal and was just to see if I was a bam. When he saw I wasn't I got the job. Ended up jacking it after a few months because the new manager was a dick. He called up Scotrail once because I missed a shift due to a hangover and said I had been away and the train was cancelled due to snow. If I'd been fired for that I couldn't really complain, but I just quit instead because the guy was an utter jobsworth widely detested by everyone. Got 2 jobs shortly after (both online applications then interview, both with the same company). 2 jobs in the same company at the same time? Sounds tiring. I have a hard time getting motivated to do 1 job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 So you jacked a job after 1 day because you had to get up early, then didn't turn up to work because you were hungover and it's the bosses fault? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 3 hours ago, JamieT1314 said: So you jacked a job after 1 day because you had to get up early, then didn't turn up to work because you were hungover and it's the bosses fault? Please point out where I said that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 I once told an employer I'd be late as the train from Arbroath didn't turn up, or was late or whatever whilst cunto'd. Bottle of red on the train up the road, Arbroath away is always fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Please point out where I said that It was implied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, JamieT1314 said: It was implied. No it wasn't. I even said I couldn't complain if I was fired for not turning up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 My feet are aching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: My feet are aching. Gout? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: My feet are aching. Plantar Fasciitis ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Big Benji has departed Rip, what a challenge. Yellow at best. Hope Cannigia was booked. Obviously stepped on the poor guy's heel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Article about recently departed Max Clifford https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/max-clifford-sex-politics-tabloids-simon-hattenstone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 14:49, Drew Brees said: Had a night out at a clash tribute band last night, can’t really remember much but thankfully nothing other than a sore head to report this morning, then I got this Funny that text is plastered all over Facebook today in these top ten drunkest texts people have received. Congratulations on going viral, Marty. Unless, of course, you've just lifted it trying to claim you received it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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