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On 27/01/2018 at 01:16, Bert Raccoon said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mcdonalds-nugget-horror-scots-teen-11918625

Teen finds Chicken  "foot" in her McNuggets, looks for compensation.

Best line being, 

The 16-year-old said: "No being funny but I didnae want chicken toes in my chicken nugget last night. Bellshill McDonalds ya worst c***.

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Her nails are shite. She should be directing her anger at whoever did those for her. 

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"This is disgusting!  I'll never be eating at this filthy restaurant again, disgraceful!

 

Also, please give me compensation"

I also see from that link that the cops in Glasgow have bravely raided a swingers party while tipping off the Record so they can take photographs of the attendees.  Really brave police work and fearless journalism.  Appreciate the intervention of one of our elected officials as well to ask the police to put a stop to something they've just established is breaking no laws.  So much bravery, I'm moved to tears.

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13 hours ago, ICTChris said:

"This is disgusting!  I'll never be eating at this filthy restaurant again, disgraceful!

 

Also, please give me compensation"

I also see from that link that the cops in Glasgow have bravely raided a swingers party while tipping off the Record so they can take photographs of the attendees.  Really brave police work and fearless journalism.  Appreciate the intervention of one of our elected officials as well to ask the police to put a stop to something they've just established is breaking no laws.  So much bravery, I'm moved to tears.

Definitely "Raided", definitely not "caught at".

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30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Some say this human-chimp hydrid was euthanised, others say he was smuggled out of the lab and given the codename 8Mile..

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5447151/human-chimp-hybrid-born-florida-lab-killed-humanzee/

The Lord be praised. Monkey butlers are one step closer.

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Just read that McDonalds story. Compensation for what? If McDonalds had any sense they'd give her a voucher for a free box of nuggets. Just for the seethe.

Offer a full refund or a replacement amount of nuggets.
“What if she’d have eaten it though?!”
“She didn’t, f**k off”
I should work in complaints.
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There's some wanky fashion show happening on one of the lower floors of this building. Some of our people pay for a parking spot in the basement which are clearly marked.

Yesterday someone parked in said spaces from the fashion show and as a sign of revenge, someone (as reported) broke off their license plate and stuck it on their windscreen.

Reports of "insulting" notes left on other cars in similar spots.

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18 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Here's one for you.

Aberdeen couple in shock after dead bug found in supermarket salad

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/aberdeen-couple-in-shock-after-bug-found-in-supermarket-salad/

Respond accordingly.

"I've decided it was a cockroach, and i've decided that they don't roam the fields in this country and i've decided they carry e-coli, so I want compo." 

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Here's one for you.
Aberdeen couple in shock after dead bug found in supermarket salad
https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/aberdeen-couple-in-shock-after-bug-found-in-supermarket-salad/
Respond accordingly.

Was the big consumer? No. Okay, money back and perhaps let this be a lesson to stop being a lazy arsehole and buying pre-packed salad, but lettuce and whatever else and cut it up yourself.
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