sjc Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 My wife is due to go back to work in April and is suddenly talking about buying a house, then she said she's wanting a new car. She's taken me away to Okinawa for a birthday treat and has already booked us for a trip to the Izu peninsula next month. I think I've married a secret millionairess......or she's not holding out much hope for me and already spending the life insurance! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 When I had a quick squiz at the junior section (for a giggle, you know) and saw a thread titled "CAMBUSLANG RANGERS MANAGER SHOT" I thought, what are these pesky scamps up to with their thread titles now, but no, it actually turns out to be true. He's been shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rugster said: When I had a quick squiz at the junior section (for a giggle, you know) and saw a thread titled "CAMBUSLANG RANGERS MANAGER SHOT" I thought, what are these pesky scamps up to with their thread titles now, but no, it actually turns out to be true. He's been shot. Wouldn't surprise me if it was one of the Junior forum scamps. http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16041391.attempted-murder-probe-launched-after-football-boss-paul-mccoll-is-shot-in-targeted-attack/?ref=mr&lp=7 Edited February 22, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Wouldn't surprise me if it was one of the Junior forum scamps. http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16041391.attempted-murder-probe-launched-after-football-boss-paul-mccoll-is-shot-in-targeted-attack/?ref=mr&lp=7 Considering the average of the fans at a Junior football game is 95, are you suggesting a couple of ageing old gangsters have did a drive by? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Could everyone stop getting shot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Congrats! Bairnardo, ruggy has turned into a hipster this last month and is growing a beard. Not sure if he's a dreamboat anymore. Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Dropped my phone down the toilet the other day. Couldn't get it to work so decided to put it in a bowl of rice. Turns out that actually works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Dropped my phone down the toilet the other day. Couldn't get it to work so decided to put it in a bowl of rice. Turns out that actually works. Had that a few times. Apparently it sucks all the moisture out the device you put in it. Its brilliant, and been a lifesaver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 41 minutes ago, Swarley said: Gtf or gtf Ftfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Had that a few times. Apparently it sucks all the moisture out the device you put in it. Its brilliant, and been a lifesaver I was extremely sceptical and even more so after an hour when it didn't turn on. But I read somewhere that you should leave it 12 hours so I left it in overnight. Was pretty amazed when it turned on. Who the hell thought of that [emoji38] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Dropped my phone down the toilet the other day. Couldn't get it to work so decided to put it in a bowl of rice. Turns out that actually works. 6 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Had that a few times. Apparently it sucks all the moisture out the device you put in it. Its brilliant, and been a lifesaver 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Happened twice, but I had only knocked mine off the sink into clean toilet water. The second time the bairn was only a month old, was bathing him in the wee baths you get, put him on the couch and as i did i knocked my phone into the bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Dropped my phone down the toilet the other day. ^^^ Moron alert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: ^^^ Moron alert. I'm sure he's got an app for that. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 6 hours ago, sjc said: My wife is due to go back to work in April and is suddenly talking about buying a house, then she said she's wanting a new car. She's taken me away to Okinawa for a birthday treat and has already booked us for a trip to the Izu peninsula next month. I think I've married a secret millionairess......or she's not holding out much hope for me and already spending the life insurance! She could be sitting on a fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: Wouldn't surprise me if it was one of the Junior forum scamps. http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16041391.attempted-murder-probe-launched-after-football-boss-paul-mccoll-is-shot-in-targeted-attack/?ref=mr&lp=7 That's a straight red, even in the Juniors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 ^^^ Moron alert. If I could prevent things from falling out my pocket by mind control then it'd be the first step to my world domination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's a straight red, even in the Juniors. Only the Juniors could shoot someone in the face and stomach yet leave them stable in hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Only the Juniors could shoot someone in the face and stomach yet leave them stable in hospital. This bit cracked me up. Quote The injured man - who was a regular at the bar - was initially taken into the back lounge where staff administered first aid. "Towels were got, loo rolls and stuff to try to stem the bleeding. He seemed to be shot in the stomach and the face, mainly in the stomach," the witness said. A bit botched if you're going to murder someone if you don't go for the triple head shot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43155412 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: This bit cracked me up. A bit botched if you're going to murder someone if you don't go for the triple head shot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43155412 Shot twice on the way home and thought "fùck it, am gaun back tae the pub". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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