paranoid android Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 On 20/07/2018 at 19:46, paranoid android said: Gave a lassie at work a lend of a tenner last Friday as she was out of cash, and miles from a bank. She was back at work the day - has she given me the tenner back? Has she f**k - the c**t. This lassie actually gave me a tenner back the other day, so she's not a c**t after all - turns out I am, but we already knew that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I've changed my alarm to play:Thomas Jefferson - Heart of Courage.I listen to the full thing before I get out of bed every morning and it sets me right up for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 5 hours ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: I've changed my alarm to play: Thomas Jefferson - Heart of Courage. I listen to the full thing before I get out of bed every morning and it sets me right up for the day. How to ruin a good song. See also; having a song as your ringtone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 How to ruin a good song. See also; having a song as your ringtone.No, my phone ringtone is actually the noise of a digital phone ringing, as it should be.I'll no doubt change my alarm within a week, but I just need that wee extra push out of bed this last week and that at least gives me a wee bit of inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 20 minutes ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: No, my phone ringtone is actually the noise of a digital phone ringing, as it should be. I'll no doubt change my alarm within a week, but I just need that wee extra push out of bed this last week and that at least gives me a wee bit of inspiration. Aye I was meaning if you have a song you like as your ringtone you'll soon tire of the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Aye I was meaning if you have a song you like as your ringtone you'll soon tire of the song.Agreed.I can't listen to Ring of Fire anymore without thinking my sony Ericsson walkman phone is alive and well somewhere blasting out one last answer me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MSU Posted July 27, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 27, 2018 In 2010, I wrote a novel in seven weeks. I then spent the next year editing it and rewriting it. In 2011, I sent it to Canongate who liked it but rejected it. It's sat on my hard drive since then. This year, I decided to send it to a small indie publisher in town over here and they're going to publish it. I'm ridiculously excited about this but for different reason than I had when I imagined this happening back then. In the last eight years I've made my peace with the fact that I'm not going to be a world-famous author, that I'm not going to make millions out of writing. The fact that I'm going to have a physical copy of my work, that a copy of it will be in the library of Congress long after I've departed, that I'm going to do local readings and book signings is more than enough for me now. Look out for The Scottish Book of the Dead, probably some time in 2019. In the meantime, the short story that inspired me to develop it into a longer (and very different) piece can be found here: https://edebookfest.wordpress.com/short-stories/the-scottish-book-of-the-dead-by-gavin-broom/ 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 How to ruin a good song. See also; having a song as your ringtone.My ringtone is Welcome to The Jungle. Still love the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 My ringtone is Welcome to The Jungle. Still love the song. My ring tone is beige 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I always have my phone on vibrate and it's absolutely ruined the pleasures of a 6 inch silicone rotating Rampant Rabbit for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I always have my phone on vibrate and it's absolutely ruined the pleasures of a 6 inch silicone rotating Rampant Rabbit for me.Time to upgrade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: My ring tone is beige How apt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Got this for my girlfriend. Wasn’t impressed [emoji849]🤣 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Ylf said: Got this for my girlfriend. Wasn’t impressed Is it a cock ring? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Is it a cock ring?Wish it was🤣 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Bairn bellyflopping into a pool 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Have ye ever seen bendy water leigh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Have ye ever seen bendy water leigh?Sparky couldn’t wait to get away from the guy[emoji106]🤣🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Sparky couldn’t wait to get away from the guy[emoji106]🤣🤣There was a wee second where he was totally stumped though, before he realised what he was dealing with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 A boy just said “fucking unbelievable” on BBC Breakfast news. Good skills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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