NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Looked for the out of the mouths of babes thread but this came from a non wid on the train so here will do. Background, the train I’m on departed at 18:18 and is going to Leeds, f**k it I’m getting off soon anyway so that’s the train I’m on. “It arrives in Leeds at quarter to 1” says husband (I assume)She replies “what? During the night?”I worry for society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/25/2018 at 21:03, Granny Danger said: Do we get the egg overlords first? On 10/25/2018 at 20:26, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 How good are you with apostrophes? http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5BrQRSTxg6cslZKcrMnfc40/the-apostrophe-quiz5/10. I'm an embarrassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Took missus to a&e last night as she hurt her right knee. I was running back to the car after paying for the parking ticket, spotted a barrier I fancied vaulting over but thought “don’t do it as you’ll probably fall and hurt...” and at that second I fell off the kerb, going over on my left ankle and skinning my right knee. Face down on the road outside the main entrance to the ERI having drunk nothing stronger than a herbal tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Took missus to a&e last night as she hurt her right knee. I was running back to the car after paying for the parking ticket, spotted a barrier I fancied vaulting over but thought “don’t do it as you’ll probably fall and hurt...” and at that second I fell off the kerb, going over on my left ankle and skinning my right knee. Face down on the road outside the main entrance to the ERI having drunk nothing stronger than a herbal tea. What does that tell you? Shit happens, you have no control over it. Your non-drinking, veggieism serves only as a stick to hit you with. You're worse off than you were before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Going to a halloween party with Kenny Deuchar for weans today. Excited! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Going to a halloween party with Kenny Deuchar for weans today. Excited! You might want to reword that sentence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 You might want to reword that sentence.Im comfortable with my phrasing, im taking my wean, his are also going I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Going to a halloween party with Kenny Deuchar for weans today. Excited!Do you drive the van or does Kenny? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Do you drive the van or does Kenny? always the lowest common denominator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 When I do a half day at work and go home I always need a nap, but if I do a full day at work and go home I don't need a nap, yet technically I should be more tired after a full day's work than a half days work.Any budding scientists know why this is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 minute ago, port-ton said: When I do a half day at work and go home I always need a nap, but if I do a full day at work and go home I don't need a nap, yet technically I should be more tired after a full day's work than a half days work. Any budding scientists know why this is? You're a weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 You're a weirdo.What qualifications do you have to back up this theory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, port-ton said: 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You're a weirdo. What qualifications do you have to back up this theory? UoL, SoHK, that's all you need to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, port-ton said: When I do a half day at work and go home I always need a nap, but if I do a full day at work and go home I don't need a nap, yet technically I should be more tired after a full day's work than a half days work. Any budding scientists know why this is? I’m betting on a full days work you’re probably sleeping for 75% of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 52 minutes ago, port-ton said: 56 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You're a weirdo. What qualifications do you have to back up this theory? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 hour ago, port-ton said: When I do a half day at work and go home I always need a nap, but if I do a full day at work and go home I don't need a nap, yet technically I should be more tired after a full day's work than a half days work. Any budding scientists know why this is? Probably because you have a w**k when you get home after a half day at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Some interesting bograffiti in Fife this morning. Huge if true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Be a delicious irony if Glenn Hoddle ends up in a wheelchair or something 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Somehow Hoddle being sick has wiped away all his previous cuntishness from people’s memory.Where’s that JMO the cat guy? He’ll be in tears over this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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