Sergeant Wilson Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Keep it until your next venture. You’ve coped without it so far, be a wee bonus for your future self. Get it fùcking spent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Paul on Pointless talks like E L Wistey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Listening to the radio at noon, apparently if you drink one alcoholic drink every day it will take 6 months off your life. Turns out I’ve been dead for about 15 years and didn’t know it. #sixthsense Perhaps they meant brain dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just been walking down the road where there was a woman 'vigilante' blocking the pavement, shouting "dog poo, dog poo! Use the other side. Dog poo!" Naturally I ignored her and successfully managed to run the gauntlet (consisting of two little bits of dug shite), completely incident free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 This mental shit was posted through the door today; Got this today. It strays towards FTP, GSTQ a little but also has a element of 'we're being controlled by lizzards'A small part of me wants to get the book to see how mental it gets. And also to waste more of the mentalists money.However I'm not risking the brain damage or buying a stamp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, parsforlife said: Got this today. It strays towards FTP, GSTQ a little but also has a element of 'we're being controlled by lizzards' A small part of me wants to get the book to see how mental it gets. And also to waste more of the mentalists money. However I'm not risking the brain damage or buying a stamp. I got another one today. If we all fundraise the cost of a stamp for you would you get the book and report back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 12/04/2018 at 19:09, DA Baracus said: The Dark Ages was the time after the Romans left and Europe was no longer united. Is he warning of the same climate of backwardness and ignorance taking over after Brexit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I got another one today. If we all fundraise the cost of a stamp for you would you get the book and report back? No need my kind friend, for a slightly different brand of nut job had put the book online, http://www.whiteestate.org/books/gc/gc.aspTl:dr, it doesn't seem as fun and amusing as the leaflet suggests. Book is over 100 years old and seems to be 'the bible part 2, more wacky, more conspiracy and less facts' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Blaby sounds as exciting as Yarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 This: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. Hope they pre-paid with their card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. I hope you're going to throw in free prawn crackers for orders over a tenner? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, PB1994 said: Hope they pre-paid with their card. Cash on collection. 18 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I hope you're going to throw in free prawn crackers for orders over a tenner? Came to £9.99. Shame. 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! Won’t argue with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! f**k sake, it's not as if the hospital phoned and asked when the kidney was coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cash on collection. Came to £9.99. Shame. You forgot to add the 5p for the bag, unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Just now, Zen Archer said: You forgot to add the 5p for the bag, unlucky. Dam it. I knew there was a flaw in my business model somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 I'm fucking starving, where's my dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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