DarkBlue62 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Nah I'm more of a blonde hair, massive tits kinda girl. Well she marks half of your criteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Well she marks half of your criteria. Her tits are not big enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I've been left in my Girlfriends house as her and the rest of her family are away out. I don't know what to do. I wouldn't waste valuable panty sniffing time posting on here, that's for sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Actually, go and rummage in the kitchen, and if they've got eggs and butter in the cupboard instead of the fridge, burn the fucking house down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Her tits are not big enough! Whats the minimum requirement like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Anyone reading my Facebook page would think I was a total weirdo! Who needs Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Who needs Facebook? Are you calling me a weirdo, gramps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Are you calling me a weirdo, gramps? No, I'm just thinking it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I don't think I've ever seen a good looking real life lesbian. They all look like Clyde Til We Die. I didn't expect that at all, and a good laugh is just what I need at the moment considering I'm well into my 2 day hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Go into her dads drawers and find the porn dvds? Put a pair of her knickers over your head, line the gusset up with your nose, and inhale For the love of God, do not get these two suggestions muddled up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) A mate has just text me from Amsterdam letting me know he is stuck due to the ash cloud,Lucky b*****d. Edited May 16, 2010 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 A mate has just text me from Amsterdam letting me know he is stuck due to the ash cloud,Lucky b*****d. Surely those Coffee shops have an emegency exit:huh: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 For the love of God, do not get these two suggestions muddled up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) Been asked to play in the 5's this year but I am fearing for my life If I accept. Work oot the team for yourself:ph34r: Edited May 16, 2010 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I don't think I've ever seen a good looking real life lesbian. They all look like Clyde Til We Die. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I'm getting ridiculously sentimental (or gay) in my old age. I'm watching Hook just now, and it was the bit the wee black boy is feeling Peter's face, and then says "Oh there you are, Peter!". The soppy music started and i had to re-adjust my contact lenses due to a sudden downpour of tears. It's getting pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The first division forum has well and truly turned into a massive Fife orgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The first division forum has well and truly turned into a massive Fife orgy. Not something you'll need to worry about for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I don't think I've ever seen a good looking real life lesbian. They all look like Clyde Til We Die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Not something you'll need to worry about for a while. Wow, that's really witty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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