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Okay, so it's my girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, and I have absolutely no idea what to get her. I'm taking her away for the weekend, so her main present is sorted, but I need something ~£30 for her to open on the day. She has everything, got a new bag, perfume, clothes etc at Christmas, I'm at a total loss sad.gif

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Bottle of Southern Comfort or similar.

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Okay, so it's my girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, and I have absolutely no idea what to get her. I'm taking her away for the weekend, so her main present is sorted, but I need something ~£30 for her to open on the day. She has everything, got a new bag, perfume, clothes etc at Christmas, I'm at a total loss sad.gif

Help...

Voucher for a pampering session somewhere? unsure.gif

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Listen. It was under Labour's watch that Chomps and Freddos rose to 17p. I'm taking no lectures from those c***s!

Aye, but the Newsbox at Central Station is now selling 31p cans. Who's at fault for that fucking disaster of pricing?

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I have just had a terrifying, near death experience today coming home from school in the school bus

Firstly, these fools kept kicking the heater, which was making a whining/groaning noise. Then the heater started letting out this horrible, strange smell. It was truly ghastly. Then it started emmitting smoke, so we were all coughing and chocking. After this, i decided it was time to tell the bus driver, but unfornunately he shouted at me to "SIT DOWN". So i grudginly went back to my seat. The general feeling being that the bus was on fire i was getting scared. A minute passed until i told myself that i would stand up to bus driver, as the heater was still letting out some smoke. Again he told me "sit your arse down and do as your told". WE were strapped in a death hole!! After a few minutes, the smoke had spread up all the but and everyone was moveing to the front of the bus and gasping, so eric(bus driver) was forced to pull over and let us scramble for our lives, resulting in a gianty rammy. Five minutes passed until eric told to go back inside, the bus still stinking of smoke and we opened opened all the windows.

It was terrifying and i kept thinking to myself that the bus was going to blow up and we were all going to die. I now feel fooling because i often think i am going to die and then look back later and see it was ridoculous silly of me. :(

still, that eric is a w****r.

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I remember I told a story about a 13 year old girl getting caught having sex in my old school, well I'm back again.

A 13 year old was found in Craigie high school having sex with 3 (THREE) boys for a cigarette. This was also filmed on someone's phone. I think the boys were the year above her and I think they've been put on the register but I don't know.

My college is next door to the school and I heard the Police sirens but I thought nothing of it tbh, how wrong was I.

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