Donnyarb Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I remember my first beer. Good was it? I don't like beer myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Good was it? I don't like beer myself. Gay wee b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Gay wee b*****d. I don't like beer either. Used to drink it alot but it's too expensive and gets a bit shit after a while. Lager is nice though, export is shite, whisky is braw and vodka is teckle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I deleted my facebook earlier. I'll nae doubt re-activate it 6 months down the road. Mare interested in twitter these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 A dirty protest is where a prisoner has chosen to either defecate or urinate in a cell or a room without using the facilities provided. In virtually all cases the walls, floor or ceiling are affected. Some prisoners may choose to cover their clothing and their body with faecal waste. Although these actions may be undertaken as a protest, they may also be as a result of mental health problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 A dirty protest is where a prisoner has chosen to either defecate or urinate in a cell or a room without using the facilities provided. In virtually all cases the walls, floor or ceiling are affected. Some prisoners may choose to cover their clothing and their body with faecal waste. Although these actions may be undertaken as a protest, they may also be as a result of mental health problems. P&B has its very own virtual Dirty Protest. SuperAlly posts a load of faecal waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 i was going through my bebo account and looking at some of the comments i made years ago. i recommended this post to a friend: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/116485-happiest-moments-of-this-summer/page__view__findpost__p__3883994 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Emma Ridley, currently appearing on Five Go To Turkey, has a banging body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Emma Ridley, currently appearing on Five Go To Turkey, has a banging body. Aye, but does she gobble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) I was delivering in Sauchiehall Street today and a guy was wandering about with a sign saying that Judgement day was 21st May 2011 and he had proof Bit of a b*****d that as i booked to go on holiday 07th June 2011 Edited January 11, 2011 by keithgy -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 You clench your arsehole when you sneeze. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 You clench your arsehole when you sneeze. Depends how long you've been in jail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 You clench your arsehole when you sneeze. I clench it when my slave, Claude is ass-fucking me and tells me he's got Aids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) Got a flatmate* - a friend from back in the UK. It's weird, I didn't want a flatmate, especially with my habits (smoking inside, heavy drinking; not serial masturbation!) but he's so far dragged me out of my usual pit and made me a bit more sociable again. You'll probably see a BBC news story in three months time about me committing yet another defenestration. *It's been three years since I had a flatmate, and it ended badly! Edited January 12, 2011 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) Upon paying for getting my laptop fixed last week, the guy informed me that my new DVD Drive hadn't arrived yet so I didn't need to pay for it. He said it would be Monday or Tuesday, and this is Wednesday and still no phone call. I'm bored out my gord just now and thought 'f**k it, I'm trying something', and put the Champ Man 03/04 disk in, and the game is currently installing fine, i.e the DVD Drive I have that's supposed to be 'broke' is reading the disk. Is this p***k at the computer shop trying to con me? Edited January 12, 2011 by Father Jack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Just got the list of work public holidays for the year; Friday 29 April - Royal Wedding RTBC - Extra day off work PTTGOYN - Waste of money for that shower of Royal bams 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 We are the youth of the nation Speak for yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Speak for yourself. Ah but you are the one who keeps an eye on us all and makes sure we are all safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Ah but you are the one who keeps an eye on us all and makes sure we are all safe. God Help You! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You should watch the first two episodes first, but it's the best viral to do with a sausage called Jeb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.