Jimmy85 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 (edited) you are a sad c**t I see you didn't risk using 'your' or 'you're'. Best to play it safe, eh? Edited February 5, 2011 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 You are my Morton my only Morton you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never notice how much I love you please don't take my Morton away you are my Morton... You are a b*****d A Paisley b*****d You're only happy on giro day Yer maw's a stealer Yer dad's a dealer Please don't take my hubcaps away you are a b*****d... You're going to regret them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 You are my Morton my only Morton you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never notice how much I love you please don't take my Morton away you are my Morton... You are a b*****d A Paisley b*****d You're only happy on giro day Yer maw's a stealer Yer dad's a dealer Please don't take my hubcaps away you are a b*****d... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 if you've been drinking consistently for a while like me ((every week 16-18) 3 times a week for the past year) you'll eventually lose your memory I wish I was as mental as you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I see you didn't risk using 'your' or 'you're'. Best to play it safe, eh? well spotted good sir I wish I was as mental as you. they amount i drink is actually quite average. Most people i know are exactly the same. I'm nowhere near 'mental' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 they amount i drink is actually quite average. Most people i know are exactly the same. I'm nowhere near 'mental' Who are you trying to impress? It makes you look like an idiot with all the lies, weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Who are you trying to impress? It makes you look like an idiot with all the lies, weirdo. what lies? Most people i know started drinking around 16 years old and it became a regular occurrence. Now we have all reached 18 it turns into a 3 nights a week routine, the mates i have in their 20's are even worse for it. I'm not trying to impress anyone. The fact you decided to have a go at me for pretty much nothing begs me to ask who you are trying to impress? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 The holiday i booked for Tenerife this year has went up £530 since i booked it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 The holiday i booked for Tenerife this year has went up £530 since i booked it Can they hit you with a fuel levy even though you have paid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Can they hit you with a fuel levy even though you have paid? Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 what lies? Most people i know started drinking around 16 years old and it became a regular occurrence. Now we have all reached 18 it turns into a 3 nights a week routine, the mates i have in their 20's are even worse for it. I'm not trying to impress anyone. The fact you decided to have a go at me for pretty much nothing begs me to ask who you are trying to impress? I thought you were about eleven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Nope Not flying UPS cargo then?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Not flying UPS cargo then?? Sod that UPS charge by weight and that would be expensive for me Did you know that UPS are the 6th largest airline in the world? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I thought you were about eleven. Now my drinking career started in Stirling around 13/14. God kids today. What i could not nick out the house, came from a wee shop behind Stirling Albions ground. Or the Upper Craig's. I never had any trouble getting drink. I did have trouble trying to get home mind. Even the occasional hangover at school god forbid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Sod that UPS charge by weight and that would be expensive for me Did you know that UPS are the 6th largest airline in the world? They also volume out freight. So that's me feked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I thought you were about eleven. Out by 8 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Ahh so you're a thick 3 year old then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Ahh so you're a thick 3 year old then? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Is it just me that finds the pathetic attempts by some OF Fans mildly amusing, yet sad at the same time? Sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Some random junkie keeps shouting at me as I walk past him in work, I don't care if you start swearing at me, im busy in resus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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