Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 But you couldnt even do that right cos you were hurrying I also had to squeeze a pish in between posting. WYGTGYGTG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Assuming your mum's just got a bug, you could be coming down with it as well as being way too hot. Still a blackout and a bang on the head means you should get medical advice. He is, he's getting it here. Lichtie23 will know all about feinting and pissing out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 He is, he's getting it here. Lichtie23 will know all about feinting and pissing out. He's also good with hart attacks and appede apendici appedicitu sore tummies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 He's also good with hart attacks and appede apendici appedicitu sore tummies. He specialises in childhood illnesses like Chicken Box and Humps. He once single handedly controlled an outbreak of German Weasels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 f**k getting the MMR jag from his practice. Christ knows what you'd end up with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 If you passed out go to the fucking doctor. Now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 If you passed out go to the fucking doctor. Now. Never, really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 If you passed out go to the fucking doctor. Now. Sound advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 if you've tried running it off and that was to no avail then the only option is the magic sponge (of doom). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Went to the cafe in Morrisons yesterday and asked for a roll and sausage, the girl behind the counter asked "just the one?". If I wanted more than one I would have asked for two (or more!) rolls and sausage, and not "a roll...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Having a look on the internet for some family history. Interesting stuff so far, although there's only so much Google can provide and so much you can access for free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Having a look on the internet for some family history. Interesting stuff so far, although there's only so much Google can provide and so much you can access for free Surely looking at a teuchter's family tree is just following a straight line down the page? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Surely looking at a teuchter's family tree is just following a straight line down the page? ^^^^Scrambling for mid-table irrelevance Edited October 27, 2011 by yoda -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk...w-west-15484570 Waterloo Road is moving to Greenock. To my old shcool, to be precise, which was closed in July after being blessed with 6 years of my godly presence. Edited October 27, 2011 by McKee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Waterloo Road is moving to Greenock. To my old shcool, to be precise, which was closed in July after being blessed with 6 years of my godly presence. Oh, really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Surely looking at a teuchter's family tree is just following a straight line down the page? Yoda is from the north east coast. "teuchter" refers to those from the north west coast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Waterloo Road eh? Here's the two biggest stars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) poor little things Edited October 27, 2011 by Nizlopi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 poor little things I saw that ages ago, it's actually quite heartbreaking. But funny... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 This post officially gains me membership of, 'The Daft Auld c**t' club but how do you use Twitter? I have an account set up and I follow a few folk but I'm not quite sure what the benefits of it are?... Help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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