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I feel terrific this morning. Currently watching the grand prix and counting down time till i leave for Dumfries.

Still not picked my donkeys for the National though.

Enjoy yer day folks :)

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Just woke up after spending the night with the girlfriend, she's still sleeping next to me....should I be a twat and wake her up or let her sleep?

A difficult one. In my experience you will get either a shag, or a punch in the face.

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Done the deed last night boys ;-) think il let her sleep for a wee bit longer

I usually leave my wife to sleep for a wee bit* after I've given her a good pelting.

Recovery time and a' that, eh.

Give yer bird a few hours and she'll be grumpin' fur a pumpin' again.

*A day or two.

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