Dindeleux Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Moved to a town called Zofingen, in the Aargau Kanton. My missus is half Swiss half Scottish, she decided she wanted to move back here after spending 9 months in Glasgow. Decided I'd join her and see how it goes! How is this move going? I'm currently hanging around waiting on Arnold Clark taking my car away thanks to some old boy who decided to use me as a brake yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bullywee Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Managed to burn a lot of my face with boiling oil, but thankfully most of the damage is superficial. Still going to have to walk round looking like Carlos Tevez's neck for 6 weeks though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Managed to burn a lot of my face with boiling oil, but thankfully most of the damage is superficial. Still going to have to walk round looking like Carlos Tevez's neck for 6 weeks though. Dookin' for chips ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Dookin' for chips ? One better than chips; gammon steak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I was having a discussion with my brother today, I was thinking about making a thread about it but it's about Hearts vs Hibs so I can't be fucked with starting a playground riot. What we were discussing was who is better. Rudi Skacel or Derek Riordan BEFORE he moved to Celtic. I said Skacel but my brother was on the other side. Derek Riordan was something else the first time round. Riordan IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Free Money For those that don't frequent the gambling section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I met the Pnb poster 'Shagger G' this morning. I have known him for years but never knew he posted on here . *waves to Shagger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Free Money For those that don't frequent the gambling section. Where's the thread gone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 P***kled Onion Flavour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Where's the thread gone? Got taken down for legal reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 P***kled Onion Flavour I thought that was going to be a story about onion flavoured condoms! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I was in the pub earlier and enjoyed saying hello to a dog who was in with its owner. I fucking love pub dogs. They're pretty much always couthy as f**k and like the fact you're scratching it in just the right spot behind its ears. It's a mutually beneficial act, I enjoy providing that scratch for a dog who appreciates it. Spending some time with a pub dog is a simple yet most pleasurable experience IMO. I was enjoying myself anyway, but the pub dog really made me smile. The one I met tonight was called "Jimmer" by the way. I said to the owner, good name, man. Really good fucking name. I like that a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Pub dogs are always fantastic beasts. They tend to be older dugs who love a bit of attention. When you scratch behind their ears they just love it and give you that " you are my pure scratching hero and I love you " look. Just don't eat Peanuts or crisps afterwards though as they tend to be oily mingers like Jade Goody was. She loved a good scratching that durty wee bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Over the last 2 years I've played 1344 hours of Football Manager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Over the last 2 years I've played 1344 hours of Football Manager I appreciate this, was in a similiar situation bk in 08-10. Played the one game with Juventus from 2008/2009 - 2112/2113. Was on a similiar scale. Think i was 49 days or so.... Your 5 days sadder than me though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I thought it was funny but now its giving me the fucking fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) Pub dogs are always fantastic beasts. They tend to be older dugs who love a bit of attention. When you scratch behind their ears they just love it and give you that " you are my pure scratching hero and I love you " look. Jimmer was 11 years old. His face was as filled with wisdom as that of any ageing human. He was like a wee man. I might have been a bit tipsy but I got the feeling Jimmer looked right inside of me, understood what was going on and was transmitting his positive energy in the hope I might receive it, make use of it for my own cause and pass it to another when I think they need it. We're talking a Jedi-level dog here. He couldn't talk, but he communicated with me easily enough. Better than many humans could, actually. I'd take a few minutes with a super cool soul dog over a lifetime with a human with speech and nothing to say. People who prefer cats to dogs have never met a Jimmer. Edited November 2, 2012 by dundeebarry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I can't believe I didn't think of this before, but in the whole cats vs dogs debate one has to ask: do you ever see cats chilling in the pub? Pfffffft! Do you f**k. Shitey animals. Dogs get in the pub nae bather. That's dogs totally won that battle for me now. Cats can't compete at that level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I just left a message on my biggest cat-loving pal's answering machine. She's often claimed dogs to be "stupid" and "needy" as she insists cats are oh-so-much-better. I've never quite managed to shoot her stubborn arse down on it and offer a good enough argument to make her think otherwise. Until now, motherfucker. Friday morning's going to start with a healthy, nourishing breakfast of Telt and f**k You and Your Cat. On a roll. With broon fucking sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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