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Iv never ventured into the junior forum. What delights await me?

I'd advise you to avoid it. It's like stepping back into the stone ages, they say the chance of a dinosaur attack is 50/50 in there
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My wife is in for a wee surprise when she comes home,I have sold her car.

I did that once. She had been driving Polos for ages I changed it for a Civic while she was away.

She was absolutely beelin at first but after a couple of weeks admitted the Civic was much better.

Obviously I am talking about my wifes car not yours!

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That is the truest thing I've ever seen, although they should've added the fact that it seems as if everyone's out to get you.

It's the ones who stay inside that you need to fear most.

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On Saturday night I bought a footlong Subway whilst pished and I can't remember what I got on it. I put it in my bag and forgot to eat it on the bus, so put it in my room to save for later.

The time has come where I'm hungry and I'm going to go for it. I wonder what delights await.

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On Saturday night I bought a footlong Subway whilst pished and I can't remember what I got on it. I put it in my bag and forgot to eat it on the bus, so put it in my room to save for later.

The time has come where I'm hungry and I'm going to go for it. I wonder what delights await.

Oh dear god, that will be one soggy beast if there's any cheese or sauce!

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Oh dear god, that will be one soggy beast if there's any cheese or sauce!

Meatball marinara. Great choice but not if it's been left over for 36 hours.

Honey oat bread, cheese and toasted, lettuce, cucumber, jalapeños and black olives. Not bad, drunken Smurph.

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It turned out looking from the bank statement, that I apparently bought a footlong at the Subway on Byres road during the Subcrawl. The bad thing is that I don't remember going to subway and that I already had one before getting the train to Glasgow. I should be obese.

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It turned out looking from the bank statement, that I apparently bought a footlong at the Subway on Byres road during the Subcrawl. The bad thing is that I don't remember going to subway and that I already had one before getting the train to Glasgow. I should be obese.

I remember the days when you used to get back your cashed cheques in your statements. Some of the ones i wrote under the influence were a complete mess.

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Meatball marinara. Great choice but not if it's been left over for 36 hours.

Honey oat bread, cheese and toasted, lettuce, cucumber, jalapeños and black olives. Not bad, drunken Smurph.

Good choice, drunken Smurph. Swap the olives for red onion and that's my usual.

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Meatball marinara. Great choice but not if it's been left over for 36 hours.

Honey oat bread, cheese and toasted, lettuce, cucumber, jalapeños and black olives. Not bad, drunken Smurph.

That must have been like a pile of mush after 36 hours! The sauciest choice possible with cheese too! :lol:

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