Reverend Maynard Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Lucky b*****d! Come on now, marriage is a great institution....................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Just finished week two of my five week notice period at my work. The bosses are being complete and utter twats about me leaving but I have a good job to look forward to. Seriously thinking of just fucking off after payday on the 26th though as my references are already written. Nah, just do as little as possible and make it obviously you've stopped giving a f**k. They might just ask you to finish early (with full pay of course) It's fun to test their patience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Jimmy Nail, a backing singer to Sting on Later with Jools Holland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Apparently, after thirty odd years of shedding his(Sting) Geordie accent the fucker has decided to record an album in the vernacular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Just watched "rewind the tube" I miss the 80's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 To cheer myself up I decided to have a party.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 4 goals in the first 3 games of the season. THE BIG MAN. HE KNOWS WHERE THE GOAL IS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 you guys have waaay too much time on your hands! Just wait until your married sjc. It's great fun. Thoroughly recommend it. Definitely. True. I got in last night, turned to my girlfriend: "How many wasps today?" "Just one in the living room" "Good show," I replied. I'm slipping into early middle-age with good grace. Acknowledging this, weirdo wasps dying on my window-sill is worthy of note. PS Don't mention marriage just yet. She mentioned it once but I think I got away with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 True. I got in last night, turned to my girlfriend: "How many wasps today?" "Just one in the living room" "Good show," I replied. I'm slipping into early middle-age with good grace. Acknowledging this, weirdo wasps dying on my window-sill is worthy of note. PS Don't mention marriage just yet. She mentioned it once but I think I got away with it. You guys are killing me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 True. I got in last night, turned to my girlfriend: "How many wasps today?" "Just one in the living room" "Good show," I replied. I'm slipping into early middle-age with good grace. Acknowledging this, weirdo wasps dying on my window-sill is worthy of note. PS Don't mention marriage just yet. She mentioned it once but I think I got away with it. BTW.....you're fcuked the next leap year.....she can ask you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I'm off to Richard Branson's house for a bevvy today. c**t better have the football on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 BTW.....you're fcuked the next leap year.....she can ask you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Sitting on a train thats stopped, it's total silence and someone behind me has just let the loudest fart off I've ever heard ha ha ha ha, me and the wife are the only two that's pissing ourselves laughing, so now everyone is looking at us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I had a dream that Zoo animals were wandering around Shandwick Place last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Some Bois 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 We were passed by an idiot today on the A85 who was just overtaking people in stupid places. A few miles later at Lochawe, who do we see?... the same car smashed up in the middle of the road with the driver and his passenger directing traffic as he's covered in blood on one side, presumably from broken glass. Decided to go and hit the side of an oncoming Citylink coach by the looks of things. I'm obviously gutted for him that he didn't get home 10 mins early as a result of some irresponsible driving, instead delaying himself and a whole coach load of passengers for hours. Might have been the buses fault of course... but I highly doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Well my school's going to be all over the papers tomorrow. Teacher caught shagging a lad in my year. No-one knows who it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Well my school's going to be all over the papers tomorrow. Teacher caught shagging a lad in my year. No-one knows who it is. Be honest....it's you isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Well my school's going to be all over the papers tomorrow. Teacher caught shagging a lad in my year. No-one knows who it is. She looks not bad at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Be honest....it's you isn't it? Oh how I wish this was true... She looks not bad at all Possibly the worst picture I've seen of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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