AMMjag Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Since the dedicated thread seems to have disappeared on NSFW, 'I FUCKING HATE CUM' over on efukt is the most I've laughed out loud in ages. Check it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I've been hunting for this clip from Scotch and Wry for years......finally someone has uploaded it. Reminds me of the barber me and my brother got sent to, always went home with a lollipop and a plaster. Alky Broon, The Cheeriest Barber in the Toon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I've developed insomnia it seems. Not good. Though it has resulted in me beating many sudoku puzzles, which is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I've developed insomnia it seems. Not good. Though it has resulted in me beating many sudoku puzzles, which is good. On the plus side, no sleeps til Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Since the dedicated thread seems to have disappeared on NSFW, 'I FUCKING HATE CUM' over on efukt is the most I've laughed out loud in ages. Check it out. Has my thread been deleted?! That's a fucking outrage if so! I mean, my god man, it does what it says on the tin - if folk are disgusted by it then don't watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 In the night garden just could be the best thing on tv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 In the night garden just could be the best thing on tv If you are 2 years old or on crack then yes I'd agree with you there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I've got a massive dose of the fear. Will microwaving my phone fix everything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I've got a massive dose of the fear. Will microwaving my phone fix everything? Turn it off and sit on the toilet. Everything will come flooding back eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I had a dream last night that my cock was 32 centimetres long and I was explaining this to people as, "Two centimetres longer than a shatterproof ruler!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 correct. i had one. I take it she finished with you, given your track record on this front? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I take it she finished with you, given your track record on this front? indeed. but in fairness i probably deserved it oh well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 anyway i came here to post a picture. as i said i was sleeping with a girl on friday and during the foreplay she bit me on the leg. now i dont mind a nibble, but look at the nick of this bruise. the picture really doesn't do it justice in all honesty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 anyway i came here to post a picture. as i said i was sleeping with a girl on friday and during the foreplay she bit me on the leg. now i dont mind a nibble, but look at the nick of this bruise. IMG_02321.JPG the picture really doesn't do it justice in all honesty That's nothing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 there's two of them, one's up the top as well. fucking weirdo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Yer holes yer hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Hope she's up to date on her Tetanus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Yer holes yer hole. Indeed. I've harpooned many a whale in my time. She was a shite ride though and I got bored so just finished all over her face. Romantic as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 ^^^ Jay from The Inbetweeners type post IMO. Observations & suspicions: 1 - No teeth marks - Was she 80, had taken her falsers out & treated you to a right gummy number?? 2 - No teeth marks, small-not-mouth-sized bruise. Looks more likely that you may have bashed your thigh against the end of an erect cock. the wee purple things are teeth marks you dweeb. plus i'd have fucking preferred if option 1 happened, might have been better and less painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 ^^^ Jay from The Inbetweeners type post IMO. Observations & suspicions: 1 - No teeth marks - Was she 80, had taken her falsers out & treated you to a right gummy number?? 2 - No teeth marks, small-not-mouth-sized bruise. Looks more likely that you may have bashed your thigh against the end of an erect cock. What a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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