Swarley Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Just found 2 uncooked potatoes in the fridge leftover from Christmas lunch. I'm going to eat them. This may be my last post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Officially a qualified lifeguard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Well not only did I survive the potatoes, I also missed this deathtrap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Well not only did I survive the potatoes, I also missed this deathtrap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Well not only did I survive the potatoes, I also missed this deathtrap. 3 steps to heaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=1017090 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 You're about 5 years late on that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Every time I finish work on a Friday or Saturday and head to get the bus home, some of the sights you see really make you think about giving up drinking. The state people get in at times is unreal. You can still drink and not end up in an alleyway painted in multicoloured sick, I guess. Was quite reassuring to see loads of middle aged French men shouting into traffic cones, stumbling about with kebabs etc in the early hours of yesterday morning. You're used to suave c***s like Romain Duris and Vincent Cassel representing the men of the country, was delighted to see them stoat about like regular hairy arsed jakeballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Was quite reassuring to see loads of middle aged French men shouting into traffic cones, stumbling about with kebabs etc in the early hours of yesterday morning. You're used to suave c***s like Romain Duris and Vincent Cassel representing the men of the country, was delighted to see them stoat about like regular hairy arsed jakeballs. I need to walk from Bannerman's in Edinburgh about 20 minutes to my mates flat on Saturday circa 1am. I'll be a bit pished too but I dread to think what I'll come across. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Major development in my life. I've just mixed rice pudding into my porridge and it's absolutely different gravy. Unbelievable scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Major development in my life. I've just mixed rice pudding into my porridge and it's absolutely different gravy. Unbelievable scenes. Sorry Aberdeen, McInnes will be leaving thread for this pish. Seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Drinking a GnT (slimline T). Don't often do spirits but f**k it, at least it's no Meth's... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) Drinking a GnT (slimline T). Don't often do spirits but f**k it, at least it's no Meth's...He's feeling supersonic, give him gin and tonicBroon-loon can have it all but how much does he want it? Edited March 10, 2014 by jamamafegan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 He's feeling supersonic, give him gin and tonic Broon-loon can have it all but how much does he wasn't it? I've had it, in more ways than one.:-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 What was the bet? http://news.msn.co.nz/nationalnews/8812364/new-zealander-assumes-99-character-name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Is this the best place to post this? Quality defending from Gallas in a recent A-League game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Due to having to take an unexpectedly large shit yesterday morning, I lost track of time and missed my bus. This resulted in me being circa one and a half hours late for work. Due to me currently doing an archiving project, no one seemed to notice or care as it was assumed I was in the archiving building. I seriously considered coming in at about 11 today but decided that would be taking the piss too much so I arrived, as usual, on time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 With the Pistorious trial the thing i don't understand is if he says he thought it was a burglar he was shooting does that mean its the normal thing to do in South Africa when you get an intruder in your house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Yes of course. Especially if you think they are black. Difficult to tell at night so best to shoot first ask questions later. Am i alone in thinking this is a bizarre point in the case though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Due to having to take an unexpectedly large shit yesterday morning, I lost track of time and missed my bus. This resulted in me being circa one and a half hours late for work. Due to me currently doing an archiving project, no one seemed to notice or care as it was assumed I was in the archiving building. I seriously considered coming in at about 11 today but decided that would be taking the piss too much so I arrived, as usual, on time. Were you secretly disappointed that you weren't asked to explain why you were late yesterday? Can just imagine a management reaction! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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