SweeperDee Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Yesterday was the 35th anniversary of starting at my work. Today I am looking for a new job. Sorry to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Yesterday was the 35th anniversary of starting at my work. Today I am looking for a new job. ^^Former polis. Retired with 25K pension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Where has this myth about tall men having big cocks come from? I've always assumed my enormous cock is due to me driving a shitty wee car. ^^^^^wee hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Sorry to hear that. Cheers. ^^Former polis. Retired with 25K pension. I wish. ^^^^Dealer. Got kicked off the estate. Nah, just moved onto an estate. Was in the family business, just rolling along, enjoying myself and then the credit crunch bit! Builders went out of business, stopped paying us what they owed us and rather than have my brother keep paying me from his own pocket, I have decided to fall on my sword to try and allow an old business stay trading as my stepdads legacy means more to me than anything else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Was in the family business, just rolling along, enjoying myself and then the credit crunch bit! Builders went out of business, stopped paying us what they owed us and rather than have my brother keep paying me from his own pocket, I have decided to fall on my sword to try and allow an old business stay trading as my stepdads legacy means more to me than anything else. Seriously tinky, I know how you feel. All the best in finding something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Thanks, I feel like a total change now. Done all the hard graft and now I think it is time for something easier like a driving job or even a shop job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 A day earlier and you could have had the Celtic hot seat. A close call. If only I had sent them my Football Manager CV..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 It could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 It could have been me. It should have been 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 It should have been They couldn't afjord me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Passed 2nd year of my Psychology degree with 11 A's and 5 B's. Happy doesn't cover it 16 grades?! How many courses are you sitting?! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 16 grades?! How many courses are you sitting?! Quite a few of the modules have numerous components to them to make up the overall grade for the module. I think I sat 7 modules this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Right, which P&Ber was this? Man in boxer shorts causes long delays on M8 motorway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Right, which P&Ber was this? Man in boxer shorts causes long delays on M8 motorway twat.JPG ^^^wunfellaff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Right, which P&Ber was this? Man in boxer shorts causes long delays on M8 motorway twat.JPG Celebration of Shotts being promoted got out of hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 There isn't time to go for a half time dump at the Hockey World Cup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 A Spanish zoo worker who dressed up in a gorilla costume as part of a drill was rushed to hospital after one of the vets mistook him for a real ape and shot him with a tranquilizer rifle. http://www.thelocal.es/20140605/man-in-gorilla-suit-shot-by-vet As part of a drill to find out how to deal with the potential escape of one of the park’s apes, one of the workers dressed up in a gorilla costume to make the whole scenario all the more believable. Unfortunately for him, one of the vets must have not been informed about what was happening. When he saw a furry 'beast' outside its cage, he quickly grabbed his rifle and shot it, or him, with a narcotic dose meant for a 200-kilo mammal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 http://www.thelocal.es/20140605/man-in-gorilla-suit-shot-by-vet Emergency services found the fake gorilla inexplicably lying unconscious in his underpants after the shot. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 The thought occurred to me earlier and I just had to get it out of my head, but I'm immensely proud of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 USA v's Nigeria, the mascots who are mostly fat kids are wearing McDonalds (the sponsors) T-Shirts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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