Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I've got the tennis on in the background and every time I hear Nadal grunt, part of me thinks that the sex scene in MacGruber is on instead (which it was a couple of nights ago). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Got a booklet about Commonwealth Games stuff. They described "it" as flat sausage. What. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Got a booklet about Commonwealth Games stuff. They described "it" as flat sausage. What. Creeps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Friend of mines asked someone he knew to get in touch with me regarding jobs. He's in turn had a couple of positive chats with me and as such passed my details on to others within his organisation who are better placed to help me. Feeling good about where this might go, maybe a job could soon be in the offing, then again maybe not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 My old dad has just been on the phone and asked if I'd been watching the World Cup. He said he had and, I quote, "enjoyed watching some of thon darkie boys. They've been right good" You not agree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 My old dad has just been on the phone and asked if I'd been watching the World Cup. He said he had and, I quote, "enjoyed watching some of thon darkie boys. They've been right good" What did your new dad think about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 My old dad has just been on the phone and asked if I'd been watching the World Cup. He said he had and, I quote, "enjoyed watching some of thon darkie boys. They've been right good" Didn't even know Ayr had players at the World Cup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 My dear old Gran used to say "the blecks". Was she South African? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) My late and not very lamented grandma-in-law used to love regaling us with tales of mass murder, petty robbery or lack of courtesy, which she'd heard about and would always finish with "And I hate to even mention this because it isn't relevant but he was black" Reminded me of this line at 2:35 Edited June 26, 2014 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 http://www.scotsman.com/news/scotland/top-stories/young-celtic-fan-jay-to-see-samaras-at-world-cup-1-3458606 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMAND IS THE ONE (TWO) Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 CHELS CHELS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Ended up scratching the side of my car by hitting the side my wall today, which is going to cost me £300. Plus, the gig I playing tonight was cancelled. On the bright side, at least I have a half day at work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Edit: wrong thread, nothing to see, move along Edited June 27, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Just found out that in the 1880s there was a team called "Clyde FC" that played their home games in Aston, Birmingham! Edited June 27, 2014 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 He hates "the darkies" so didn't watch. ah the casual racism of the older generation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Was told last week that my contract would not be getting extended when it ran out in a couple of weeks (the 11th). Had a meeting today at half 4 where I was told that they were terminating my contract immediately but that I would still be paid until the 11th. Was asked to hand over my staff badge then had to gather my 'personal belongings' before being 'escorted' off the premises. In effect I've been put on 'gardening leave' for 2 weeks. I'll keep an eye out for Declan Devine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Was told last week that my contract would not be getting extended when it ran out in a couple of weeks (the 11th). Had a meeting today at half 4 where I was told that they were terminating my contract immediately but that I would still be paid until the 11th. Was asked to hand over my staff badge then had to gather my 'personal belongings' before being 'escorted' off the premises. In effect I've been put on 'gardening leave' for 2 weeks. I'll keep an eye out for Declan Devine. For f**k sake was there really any need for that? Sounds like you're best off out of there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Was told last week that my contract would not be getting extended when it ran out in a couple of weeks (the 11th). Had a meeting today at half 4 where I was told that they were terminating my contract immediately but that I would still be paid until the 11th. Was asked to hand over my staff badge then had to gather my 'personal belongings' before being 'escorted' off the premises. In effect I've been put on 'gardening leave' for 2 weeks. I'll keep an eye out for Declan Devine. That happened to one of the guys I used to work with once, worked in the place for 7 years. Didn't even get the chance to say goodbye on his last day, get the usual leaving gifts, cards etc. utter scumbags. At least he has the pleasure of telling them to get to f**k when they had the cheek to show up for his leaving night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Was told last week that my contract would not be getting extended when it ran out in a couple of weeks (the 11th). Had a meeting today at half 4 where I was told that they were terminating my contract immediately but that I would still be paid until the 11th. Was asked to hand over my staff badge then had to gather my 'personal belongings' before being 'escorted' off the premises. In effect I've been put on 'gardening leave' for 2 weeks. I'll keep an eye out for Declan Devine. Any idea what their reasoning is, or are they just pure cuntos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I saw a woman barging her way through a crowd with a pushchair today. Before you judge her harshly, you should know that she was pushing her boy as quickly as she could away from a crowd of smokers sitting in a row at the entrance to the hospital. Seven of them to be precise. And only 8 legs between them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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