chomp my root Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Bravo Throbber, bravo, you went from being semi (snigger) serious about getting bored with sock jokes to me nearly spraying red wine all over my laptop. I had a T shirt that I used to use for some reason, I think it started as a one off and then it just got reused. I was away from home and doing my own washing so no foul, no crime but even after it was washed it was tainted in my eyes and I never wore it again, it probably had a months worth of baby gravy fired into it before it was washed and then binned. Bog roll is the way ahead, if you get questioned on why you've got a roll of it (and probably a dozen empty rolls) by your bed you can always say you had a cold. No one will believe you but you can say it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I think I'm almost back to being a normal person with moralitity and decency. Mainly due to actions of others but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Kitchen roll FTW. Bigger, stronger, and the texture is quite pleasant. Flies better when you fling it at passers-by tae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I think I'm almost back to being a normal person with moralitity and decency. Mainly due to actions of others but still. Our company has just made you feel better about yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I've put on half a stone over a three week holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Now I'm worried people on here won't take me seriously any more Whats with this "any more" shit ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 i feel pretty proud of myself after last nights performance Are we still talking about the 16 year old laddie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I took home a lassie last night *high 5* She was 17, in my sisters class at school and a friend of hers I'd never met before. Breakfast was awkward this morning, I feel like scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I took home a lassie last night She was 17 What age is she now? Would it be rude to ask your age? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I took home a lassie last night *high 5* She was 17, in my sisters class at school and a friend of hers I'd never met before. Breakfast was awkward this morning, I feel like scum. If you feel bad now, wait 'til you see her in uniform You might be onto something here, however - any chance of your sister pimping her friends out to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 What age is she now? Would it be rude to ask your age? I'm 23, hence the reason I feel like scum, she didn't tell me her age until this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 If you feel bad now, wait 'til you see her in uniform 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I'm 23, hence the reason I feel like scum, she didn't tell me her age until this morning. From a legal point of view, you're in the clear, so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I'm 23, hence the reason I feel like scum, she didn't tell me her age until this morning. Not a defence in the eyes of the law; learn the lesson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 We've all been there mizfit Some more recently than others #myxboxbringsalltheboystotheyard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I like you dave You're the best, Throbby Lot of good c***s on here, to be honest, many of whom I would piss on should they catch fire. You don't get higher praise than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You two should get a room! And a pair of socks, a bin, an Xbox and a teenage boy! *sigh* Alright, but I'm not cleaning that mess up again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You can tell us, we'll no tell any c**t. Pinky swears! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) They've probably heard that the food in the Milton Inn is decent and very reasonably priced. Flat pints though. Always flat pints in there. Or maybe they were Korean and were looking for a dog from the Milton animal home behind Arnold Clark. Update on the Milton Inn. I stopped in last night for a bite of dinner and had the worst steak I've ever eaten. And a flat pint. Always a flat pint at the Milton Inn. I then told the waitress everything was fine with the meal in the most passive-aggressive tone I could muster, tipped her only 10% to show my disappointment and went home to spend 40 minutes wiping and sobbing. Sobbing and wiping. Wiping. Sobbing. And all for the very reasonable price of £15 a steak and £3.20 a (flat) pint. Do not eat at the Milton Inn, you have been warned. Edited September 29, 2014 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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