throbber Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Buy one anyway. Put it in the shed. Sit / lie on it. Your Mrs wins / you win. Everyone's happy. We're in a flat - the couch takes up too much room as its a corner yin ken? We have a table and chairs in the sitting room as well so its not very convenient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 We're in a flat - the couch takes up too much room as its a corner yin ken? We have a table and chairs in the sitting room as well so its not very convenient You move out. More room for the Mrs. Win / win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 You move out. More room for the Mrs. Win / win. Hardly, i wouldn't have a place to stay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 We're in a flat - the couch takes up too much room as its a corner yin ken? We have a table and chairs in the sitting room as well so its not very convenient If you're not wanking you're yin ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 When I was a kid I used to get in from primary school at about 3.15pm and Columbo started at 3.00pm. I always thought it was a whodunnit and prided myself on the fact I always got the answer right - the key was to pick out the person Columbo followed about for the entire episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I've never been particularly fond of our couch; the armrests aren't terribly comfortable and it didn't take long for the seat cushions to give up the ghost under my excessive weight. It'll still be a sad day when it goes, as some of the happiest times of my life have been spent lying on it. Because the wean used to fall asleep on me while Soccer Saturday was on, you pervs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The wife's laptop has started making the 'bing-bong' device connection noise whenever I touch one of the USB ports. Just now, it started the 'loading drivers' pop-up above the notification area, so I kept my finger in place. Apparently I am an Unknown Device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The wife's laptop has started making the 'bing-bong' device connection noise whenever I touch one of the USB ports. Just now, it started the 'loading drivers' pop-up above the notification area, so I kept my finger in place. Apparently I am an Unknown Device So you've been touching your wife's ports and trying to load your drivers but she doesn't recognise you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The wife's laptop has started making the 'bing-bong' device connection noise whenever I touch one of the USB ports. Just now, it started the 'loading drivers' pop-up above the notification area, so I kept my finger in place. Apparently I am an Unknown Device sounds like the laptop may be about to die... (does your wife know Zen Archer?)Best get your wife to back up onto a floppy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 sounds like the laptop may be about to die... (does your wife know Zen Archer?) Best get your wife to back up onto a floppy... Would he not be better waiting until he's hard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Defeated the wife at scrabble last night, taunted her with some classic P&B insults. I told her she was "rattled", "seething" and of course, "on the verge of tears" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The bog seat was down when she sat on the cludgie .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Just seriously wtf is it all about and why did it come up as a recommended vid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Just seriously wtf is it all about and why did it come up as a recommended vid? Shiite Jamaican comedy. Literally. Must be related to all the big booty stuff you search for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Defeated the wife at scrabble last night, taunted her with some classic P&B insults. I told her she was "rattled", "seething" and of course, "on the verge of tears" No mention of scrabbling for relevance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 No mention of scrabbling for relevance? He was too busy rattling the wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 people on here always say scrambling for relevance but i have never heard anyone say it in real life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 people on here always say scrambling for relevance but i have never heard anyone say it in real life If a thread I once started about use of P&Bisms outwith P&B is to believed, it's been unleashed on normal society already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 If a thread I once started about use of P&Bisms outwith P&B is to believed, it's been unleashed on normal society already. I don't really know what it means 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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